Sniveling Corona Cowards


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I’ve always liked the actor Kevin James. I liked his show, King of Queens, and thought he did a great job and matched well with Will Smith in Hitch. Heck, I even liked Paul Blart a little. Granted, everything else he’s done has kinda sucked, but I still liked him. He’s always seemed like an everyman kinda dude. Now, I like him a little less.

Kevin James’ latest production is the worst thing he’s ever made. Yeah. Even worse than Paul Blart 2. It’s worse than Grown Ups. It’s even worse than Grown Ups 2. It’s probably worse than that movie where he talks to zoo animals. I say probably because I haven’t seen it but it looks pretty bad. Do you want proof his latest thing is bad? The conservative Trump cult fucknuts love it.

James has a YouTube channel where he posts short films. His latest film is about two men on the run from the authorities for being out in public without wearing masks and for shaking hands. Seriously.

There are now 86,000 deaths in this nation from the coronavirus and Kevin James has joined all those idiots crying about their “freedom” when nobody has taken their freedom. Despite nobody being arrested for not wearing a mask or for shaking hands, James has joined in with the shitweasel brigade and the Flat Earthers. I understand satire but I also understand propaganda. This tilts more toward the latter. This is some real Ben Garrison shit.

These idiots who scream about their liberties and storm state capitals with guns, Nazi symbols, and nooses, NEVER speak out when a black man is profiled or killed by the police. They NEVER speak out when voting rights are denied to non-white American citizens. They NEVER defend free speech except whenever a university disinvites a Nazi from speaking on their campus. But now, they have a new hero in Kevin James. Congratulations, Kevin. You’re in the same club as Ted Nugent and James Woods. Heck, you’re in the same club as the worst Baldwin brother, You know. Whatsisname Baldwin brother.

These people who have watched Red Dawn too many times act as though their purchase of a gun is supporting the Second Amendment. They believe carrying an assault weapon with them everywhere they go, whether it’s Chick-fil-A or the state capitol building, defends their Second Amendment Rights.

These gun nuts who describe themselves as “Constitutionalists” only know one Constitutional Amendment. And even then, they bastardize it by ALWAYS omitting the “well-regulated” part. Anytime you mention “regulation” in the context of guns, they scream you’re taking away their Second Amendment rights despite the fact “well regulated” is literally in the Second Amendment. I swear. Look it up.

But, if their buying a gun reinforces their Second Amendment rights, then me telling them they’re all a bunch of racist Kool-Aid drinking cultist knuckle-dragging treasonous Putin-Loving dumbasses reinforces my First Amendments rights.

Keep in mind, the people who believe being “forced” to wear masks and closing the country is all designed to steal their freedom and punish Donald Trump also believe Climate Change is a hoax.

Now, they’re saying you’re a coward if you don’t leave your house without a mask. Why look how brave they are by going outside without a face covering. Why look how brave their president (sic) is being the only one not wearing a mask while visiting a PPE plant or a factory that actually makes masks. They are so proud. I’m sorry but I don’t think stupidity is something to be proud of.

The people staying home and wearing masks are the true patriots. They’re not just protecting themselves. They’re protecting you even though you don’t deserve it.

The real cowards are supporters of Donald Trump. They’re afraid to leave their houses without assault weapons and they vote for a guy who runs on a campaign of fear. Trump supporters are afraid of everything.

But then again, calling us “cowards” for doing the right thing and protecting our nation is once again them projecting. We need to protect our nation from the coronavirus and all…

…we need to protect our nation from gun-toting sniveling coward Trump supporters.

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23 comments

  1. “Well regulated” doesn’t mean government regulated. The word regulated has multiple definitions. I take a well regulated shit in the morning after my coffee, doesn’t mean I got bureaucratic permits for it.

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    1. What are you doing on this site if this cartoon offends you so? I know you’re aching for the next Trump rally so you can join the other sheep in sucking off our CEO. Do us a favor and stick your AK where the sun doesn’t shine – you know, that area that allows you to take an unregulated shit (and do who knows what else). Oh, and we sensible people who respect science and aren’t told how to live by Fox News … some of us actually own guns, too. We just don’t feel the desire to parade them out in public for no reason other than to look tough like you insecure, right-wing nuttjobs.

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      1. I’m trying to wake up guys up to reality. Your fantasy narratives are boring and tedious.

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      2. But instead of arguing which side believes the mist lies, I invite you to read my response down the page Andrea. It’s the one that has two paragraphs from the Declaration of Independence and a paragraph detailing my argument about the phrase “well regulated.” Let’s debate! Let’s talk it out, maybe we can come to an understanding?

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  2. I’d rather be a living coward than a dead fucknut. But, if I were a coward, I wouldn’t tell Fucknut Hermes to stick his head a little farther up Trump’s ass. The further up he goes, the greater his chance of dying of obnoxious fumes. Meanwhile, I don’t understand why fucknuts with AK-47s are afraid of people who write on word press. I guess the pen is way scarier than the bullet!

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    1. Exactly, slave mentality. You are a coward and don’t mind being treated like a lessor being, or treating others like lessor beings. I’m not afraid of this CNN slave, that’s why I argue. Notice, my argument is never addressed, cuz you can’t beat my arguments.

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      1. Really? Your arguments don’t give any facts that can be challenged. All you’ve got is inuendo and conspiracy theories. You cannot even use your bible because because it was written by men trying to pass off a non-existent superbeing as something to take money away from people without returning anything of substance.
        As far as being a coward, it’s just a label. You talk about people feeling superior to others, or being slaves to others, but you are only describing yourself. You pass all responsibility for your actions onto your god, who keeps forgiving you, even though you don’t learn to stop doing them.
        I take responsibility for “all my actions,” I am the one who chooses to do them. No one tells me how to live but me. Do I go around threatening to shoot people if they don’t believe like me? No. I show people how I like to live. I don’t own guns, or things bought as weapons like knives and fishing rods, or bows and arrows.
        I just noticed you sent another comment, so I’ll leave this one here and see you soon.

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      2. The Declaration of Independence
        When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

        We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.–That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, –That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government

        The men who wrote this eloquence wouldn’t then turn around and say only government approved individuals are worthy of arms. The men who wrote that beautiful document were skeptical of government. The entire point of the 2nd Amendment is to show destructive governance that the will of the governed is of paramount importance, that we the people are free and will in times of tyranny will fight to the death to remain free. So, to get back to my point, “well regulated” doesn’t mean government regulated, by the perspectives of our founders. Got any argument to counter?

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    2. You probably cheered when those cops busted the 18 year old girl’s face, your fellow Canadian, in the stormtrooper get-up, you bootlicker.

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      1. Just so happens I used to live in Lethbridge, and I know some of the people involved. Cheer cops? I doubt it. Cheer you? I doubt it. You cheer your gun-toting friends demanding to reopen your economy long before it is safe to do so. Cops are gun-toting bullies. You talk like a gun-toting bully.All bullies are cowards.

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      1. Ah, Hermes. May I call you Hermes? You can call me rawgod. How is it you only read the lines you want, and comment on those, while ignoring everything else anyone says. You’re like a bible-thumper, cherry-picking things out of context, and using them to prove what you want them to mean. Now you cherry-pick Word Press, and attack anyone who does not think the same way as you.
        Well, here is some fodder for your next cherry bomb: You don’t even know how to think for yourself. All you do is regurgitate the words of those who vomited before you. We, your true friends, are still waiting for you to realize those people you call your friends will throw you under a bus when they need to, no matter how loyal you are to them. When they do, come talk to us. I’m sure we will be able to help you stand on your own two feet, instead of standing in the shoes of others.
        Try opening your eyes for once, and learn that you have a mind of your own. Not easy, I know, and you like taking the easy road, the one travelled by millions of other sheep. Only, the beaten path leads to pain, suffering, and misery. It is the unfollowed path that leads you to find out you are an individual, and can think thoughts of your own. But I guess that scares you. Really, there’s nothing to be scared of. You are a person, a human being. It is time to learn to be your own person. Peace, brother, friend.

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  3. As well as this . . . http://alldogssite.com/clickit_maskit.gif . . . what about regulations keeping our restaurants healthy, by mandating inspections FOR OUR SAFETY? Where are the complaints about losing THAT “freedom” to eat mouse droppings and roach pieces? Where are the complaints about STOP signs and lights, and other road regulations FOR OUR SAFETY? And these are mandatory, with fines and jail time for punishments; no one’s been fined or jailed for not wearing a mask, that I’ve heard of, anyway.

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  4. Today, as you may already be aware, is Endangered Species Day. Mr. Claytoonz, you are a one of a kind species and I am concerned that your welfare and livelihood may be endangered by the effects of Covid-19. Therefore, a donation has been made in the hope that you may continue to write and draw…as you are surely meant to do. Thank-YOU!

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