Secret Atlanta Trump Indictment Diary

Monday, August 14, 2023: Well, kids… here we are again. This time I’m headed to Atlanta. It’s 12:41 A.M. and I just booked my flight, which is tomorrow afternoon, the train to Washington to catch my flight, and my hotel. I’ll be landing in Baltimore when I return Saturday. I haven’t booked a train or hotel for that time but I’ll figure it out before then. I kinda live and travel on the seat of my pants anyway.

I want to thank you for helping me make this coverage possible. Even if you’ve only supported these trips once before, I know I’ve asked a lot from you. Thank you for doing this. You rock. More stuff will come to this page.

Update, Tuesday, August 15, 2023, 8:17 AM: I’ve canceled my flight to Atlanta (United). I’m trying to cancel my flight back from Atlanta (Spirit) but Expedia says it’s still “processing” and I only have 24 hours to do so. I’ve canceled my train to the airport. I’m trying to change my hotel dates but booking.com won’t seem to let me and I’ve called the hotel twice and they’ve hung up on me both times. If I simply cancel the hotel, it will cost me $144.00. I don’t want to eat that. I’ll call again after 9 PM.

This is Fani Willis’ fault. I’m pretty sure she didn’t mention a date during her press conference last night when she said that Trump had until Friday to turn himself in. Right after I booked, I heard it was NEXT Friday. Fuckingshit, man. Can I send a bill to Fani Willis?

Update, 9:52 AM: Booking got the hotel to cancel my reservation without charging me. Yay! Now I just gotta get Spirit to cancel my flight and issue me a refund.

Update. August 20, 2023: I’m booked for Atlanta…again. I’ll be flying out of Baltimore Wednesday morning at 6:15 a.m Since it’s so early, I’ll be taking a train to a hotel near the airport on Tuesday. I’ll fly back to Baltimore on Saturday but it’ll be early enough that I can take a train home that day as well.

Also, welcome to the new contributors. Good stuff will land on this page eventually.

Stay tooned. Some T-Shirt designs are coming.

Update, 11:44 PM, August 22, 2023: I’m in Baltimore and in a hotel with shitty WiFi. Isn’t that awesome? I apologize for there not being any images on this page yet, but the big day is Thursday. I might attend a Trump rally Thursday morning before Tiny turns himself in. Am I crazy? Like Trump, I’m doing it for you, people. But, yes. I am crazy.

Trump Indictment Tour Merch

After several requests, there are now Trump Indictment Tour Tees and other merch. They’re available at RedBubble. Take note that I made these as inexpensive as possible for you, so I’m only making 93 cents per shirt. Ain’t I a sweetheart?

There will be some more stuff posted to this page later today.

The brilliant cartoonist Deb Millbrath and her husband Wing invited me over for a debate party. It’s good to see old friends you haven’t seen in forever. This was an excellent way to watch the debate. It was much better than watching it alone in my hotel room. Thank you, Deb and Wing.
I had lunch with Atlanta Journal-
Constitution cartoonist Mike Luckovich today. We talked a lot of shop.

And now, some pictures from the Atlanta Trump arrest.

The funny thing is, when I take these photos of them, they think I’m on their side. Unlike her, I look like a MAGAt.

This guy was very engaging throughout the day. I have an interview with him below.

This guy would engage people and then run away when his lies were shot down. The reporter interviewing him was nice.

Scroll down and see the video of this.

These ladies were very nice.

Michael the “Black Man.” You see him behind Trump at every rally and I’ve seen him at each Trump arrest. He was giving me the thumbs-up because I shouted his name and again, thinking I was a Trumper. He hasn’t changed his shirt in three years.

I saw this guy all over the TV news later that evening.

I’ve seen Nadine at each Trump arrest and she let me interview her today. Scroll down for it.

That’s a young lady in the rat suit on the right. I interviewed her but for some reason, my iPhone ate it.

There was more press than MAGAts.

And just to lighten your mood after all that MAGA, here are a couple of whale sharks. You’re welcome.

And here is an African Penguin. These guys actually prefer warm climates.
And a puffin.

I went to the Georgia Aquarium before going to the Trump arrest.

I trolled Marjorie Taylor Greene and I don’t feel bad about it. Later, an article about the event mentioned that some guy shouted “Jewish Space Lasers” at her. Scoundrel.

I don’t just interview the people I agree with. I interview fucknuts too. And trust me, this guy was nutty.

Here’s Nadine and she gave me a wonderful interview. She is the Goddess of the Resistance.

This man was not afraid and went face to face with the Blacks for Trump guys, who despite outnumbering him, ran from him.

One of my readers/followers on Twitter noticed that Laura Loomer was there, and I didn’t even notice. Who’s Laura Loomer? If you don’t know, it’s not important.

I’m staying in Atlanta until tomorrow morning so I don’t have to travel while writing cartoons for CNN. I may have dinner with Deb and Wing tonight if CNN lets me go early enough.

Update: It’s freaking hot here.

Update, August 26, 8:42 P.M.: I’m home. Thank you to everyone who supported this trip. I’ll make this page public this Monday, maybe. I just remembered I have to blog last week’s roughs.

Anyway, I hope you enjoyed my coverage. I’m calling it My Wet Hot American Indictment Tour Summer. What did you do this summer?

This page will now be public.

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