A suspicious white powder was found at the White House yesterday and after an evacuation and inspection by the Secret Service, a big sigh of relief was let out that it was only cocaine. Also, isn’t the Secret Service full of Trumpers?
Of course, if you’re a MAGAt, the first joke is, “Where is Hunter? Heh heh heh.” A Trumper commented on a Don Jr cartoon of mine yesterday on Instagram, mentioning Hunter. So I thought, this is the first joke that comes to mind which means every right-wing fucknut cartoonist is going to do a Hunter/Cocaine/Oval Office cartoon this week. Gary Varvel already has. So I decided to show up these fucknuts and tell them just how absurd they are. Plus, I love Cocaine Bear.
So how did cocaine land in the White House? Since it was found in an area where staffers’ and guests’ cell phones are stored, it was most likely brought in by one of them. But we, the public, don’t know if this was residue, a small bag, or an entire kilo. At this point, it’s not really a big story although Republicans are trying to make it one. Tom Cotton is demanding answers because the more noise he makes about it, then more conservatives will believe it belongs to President Biden himself. These conspiracy theories don’t have to be believable to go viral.
Maybe Tucker Carlson’s replacement, Jesse Watters will demand answers on his show tonight…or make up a bunch of shit about it. He’s already used the program to float a conspiracy theory that the FBI is blackmailing President Biden. Maybe Cocaine Bear is blackmailing President Biden!
That’s it! Cocaine Bear is Hunter’s dealer and the coke fell out of his pocket during his last trip to the West Wing, and if President Biden doesn’t pay up in Skittles, Taco Bell, honey, and salmon, all hell is gonna break loose.
Maybe tonight, Cocaine Bear will be a guest on Jesse Watters’ show.
Also, proving that I do my research, Cocaine Bear is female.
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The hidden stash of cocaine was found in the lost but now found Kimberly Guilfoyle’s hollowed-out Bible in the west wing library. The coke and coke straw had Don jr nasal hair all over it. Any ways … that is what I think. I have no proof but this is the age of make believe and lies so it works for me.
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If the Republicans can make up stories why can’t the rest of us? We just don’t go around posting them as truths. As far as I can see the GOP is the party of Liars and Haters nothing more.
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“… so it works for me.”
Works for me too… err… #metoo?😉
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Well if this is the biggest story in the US against the Bidens – ole Gym jorden will seek the Secret Service investigation and will ask for whistleblowers. Once the tape is released of it ending up where it did, heads will roll and screams of cover up by Friday will be in the news. Cheers and you know your bears.
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