Sniffy Jr

Republicans are screaming their tiny balls off over the plea deal Hunter Biden made with the Justice Department, falsely comparing it to Trump’s indictments, as if paying late taxes is the same as espionage, insurrections, and election tampering.

One person who’s majorly upset over the “sweetheart” deal Hunter got is Donald Trump Jr, who has claimed that “Joe Biden’s Justice Department” is politicized, weaponized, and targeting his enemies.

But it wasn’t Joe Biden’s Justice Department that opened the investigation there, Sniffy. It was your father’s, a guy you have such a warm relationship with that you refer to him as Trump.

Does Sniffles really wanna talk about politicizing and weaponizing? His father’s DOJ opened the case. It was investigated for five years by an appointee of his father. The plea deal was made by an appointee of his father.

Donald Trump also used his office to withhold military aid to Ukraine in exchange for dirt on the Bidens to be used in the 2020 election campaign. Donald Trump Jr. is accusing the Biden administration of doing what his father did, as if anyone else could be that low and corrupt. MAGAts are mostly upset that it didn’t work.

The fact is, if Hunter’s last name wasn’t Biden, there never would have been an investigation into unpaid taxes by the Justice Department, less enough for five years. They’re correct when they say it’s not fair.

Another thing that really “triggers” Sniffy-Poo are accusations he’s a cokehead. He feels there’s a huge double standard between him and Hunter, who he oddly seems kinda obsessed with. Why do I have a feeling that Trumpy Jr. has a wall covered with pictures of Hunter Biden?

Sniffles said on his podcast, aptly named “Triggered,” “I look at what they called me: a traitor. Adam Schiff wanted to try me for treason, a crime punishable by death, but Hunter Biden can take a billion from China, work for Ukraine oligarchs, work for Russian oligarchs, money launder, be paid in diamonds off the books, not declare anything in taxes, drop guns in dumpsters across from high schools, and it’s like, ‘He’s an upstanding human being.'”

Sniffles doesn’t like supposed lies being told about him but he loves telling lies about other people, especially Hunter Biden.

Jr. also said, “I give an impassioned speech, and it’s ‘Don Jr. is on coke.'” Well, are you?

Sniffy, people think you’re on coke because when you give an “impassioned” speech, it’s: “I look at SNIFF what they called SNIFF me: a traitor. Adam SNIFF Schiff wanted SNIFF to try me SNIFF for treason, a crime punishable SNIFF by SNIFF death, SNIFF but SNIFF Hunter Biden can SNIFF take a billion from China, work SNIFF for Ukraine SNIFF oligarchs, work for SNIFF Russian SNIFF oligarchs, money SNIFF launder, be paid SNIFF in diamonds off SNIFF the books, SNIFF not declare SNIFF anything in SNIFF taxes, drop SNIFF guns in SNIFF dumpsters across SNIFF from high SNIFF schools, and SNIFF SNIFF it’s like SNIFF, ‘He’s SNIFF an SNIFF upstanding SNIFF human SNIFF being SNIFF.”

Maybe if you get that septum checked out then people will stop speculating that you’re a cokehead, Jr. Also, maybe stop saying crazy things like a cokehead.

Hunter has made a living on his last name. And so has Donald Trump Jr. along with his siblings. Would Ivanka have a merchandise line if her last name wasn’t Trump? Would Eric be an executive of the Trump organization, like his sniffy brother, if his last name wasn’t Trump? Would Tiffany have had a recording deal if her last name wasn’t Trump? Would Don Sniffles Jr. have a book, podcast, or even a large number of white nationalist followers on Twitter if his last name wasn’t Trump? Not one of the Trump trust fund babies has ever accomplished a thing on their very own in their lives. DJTJ wouldn’t even have that gold-digging banshee girlfriend if his last name wasn’t Trump.

I don’t make the claim that Donald Trump Jr. is doing cocaine, but I do think he should prove it…and pee in a cup. If you’re worried about the results, maybe your father knows some Russian hookers who can do it for you.

Trumps are like, “People who pay late taxes should go to prison…also, you can’t see our taxes.”

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