Who can take elections?
(Who can take elections?)
Wrap it all in doubt
(Wrap it all in doubt)
Eliminate ballot boxes, throw black voters’ ballots out

The Trumpy Man (the Trumpy Man)
The Trumpy Man can (the Trumpy Man can)
The Trumpy Man can cause
He mixes it with hate
His country clubs going broke
But he’ll never be woke

The Trumpy Man makes everything he bakes
Satisfying and vicious
For all the white supremacists
You can even eat the dishes

Who can retweet Nazis?
(Who can retweet Nazis?)
Tell you it’s fake news
(Tell you it’s fake news)
Sucking up to Putin and sending out his goons

The Trumpy Man (the Trumpy Man)
The Trumpy Man can (the Trumpy Man can)
The Trumpy Man can cause
He mixes it with hate
And makes the world taste like KFC
Quarter Pounders, he’s not obese

Who can give shout-outs to Proud Boys?
(Who can give shout-outs to Proud Boys?)
Tell them to stand back and stand by?
(Tell them to stand back and stand by?)
Poo and coups in the Capitol make the burning in the eyes

The Trumpy Man (the Trumpy Man)
The Trumpy Man can (the Trumpy Man can)
The Trumpy Man can cause
He mixes it with lies
And makes the world taste like fascist pies
Can stare at an eclipse with his bare eyes

Who can steal classified documents?
(Who can steal classified documents?)
Declassify with his mind?
(Declassify with his mind?)
Declassify with ease ’cause he can person, woman, man, camera, and TV

The Trumpy Man (the Trumpy Man)
The Trumpy Man can (the Trumpy Man can)
The Trumpy Man can cause
He told 30,000 lies
And it never makes sense
Ya know they tried to hang Mike Pence

Who can grab them by the pussy?
(Who can grab them by the pussy?)
With a Tic-Tac or two
(With a Tic-Tac or two?)
Never by the anus but they let you do it when you’re famous

The Trumpy Man (the Trumpy Man)
The Trumpy Man can (the Trumpy Man can)
The Trumpy Man can cause
He has the biggest rallies
Never had an erection but he had an insurrection

The Trumpy Man (the Trumpy Man)
The Trump Man can (the Trumpy Man can)

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