Mall Rats


First person to leave a comment about a little girl getting a big wiener is banned for life.

I had two ideas on Jim Comey. One was on his hit on Clinton’s campaign but then I thought that aspect wouldn’t be important after Tuesday. His negligence and fumbling will remain an issue so I went in that direction. I don’t think it matters who becomes president. Jim Comey’s career at the FBI doesn’t have a bright future. He’s managed to anger both presidential campaigns.

I had to do a lot of Googling for images while drawing this cartoon. I haven’t been inside a mall in years. I think the last time I went was when my album came out and I couldn’t talk my drummer out of buying ridiculous $200 Ray-Bans. He did get a lot of compliments that day for his Mohawk.

I have never liked mall food court food. Fast food is normally bad but food court fast food is the suck. Panda Express is an insult to China, Sbarro is an offense to Italy, and Orange Julius is an insult to Donald Trump.

Reminder: I am live blogging the election tomorrow night. If you follow me on social media you know I’m prone to making a lot of snarky posts. Tomorrow expect me to spend the entire night drawing those. We’ll start around 7:00-ish  and go until whenever. Just refresh the page all night.

You know you want to want to do it. Between me and Wolf Blitzer who would you rather spend the night with?

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  1. We have a small mall, no Cinnabon, no Segway. We are mall walkers there whe it is rainy or cold. I know some of staff by name. Jim Comey should not expect to start as a mall cop but will have to work his way up. I read somewhere that Gary Condit went from Senator to selling ice cream. Maybe Mr. Comey can do that or be a carousel operator.


  2. Tomorrow night? Or tonight?

    As to the little girl, Hey, dude, you’re Mr. Easter Egg, not me!

    But “Big Brown Bag” is an unfortunate placement. and the distinctly round eyes in Panda whatever it’s called… That’s racist, man! 😉


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