Pantless Pot, Meet Pantless Kettle


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Straight from the “are you freaking kidding me department” comes word that Donald Trump is prepared to attack Bill Clinton over his history of philandering. That is if Hillary plays “the woman card.” The reason he plans to do this is because it’s entirely stupid, so it’ll fit in with the rest of his campaign.

Yes, Bill Clinton has cheated on his wife. The only wife he’s ever had. The woman he married in his 20’s and who he’s still married to today. So now his philandering will be criticized by a guy who cheated on wife number one with wife number two, who he cheated on with wife number three, in a succession of trading in super model wives for younger super model wives. Let’s not forget he had a child out of wedlock, which really isn’t a big deal in the real world but not something to have in your bio when you’re criticizing someone else’s sex life.

Trump used to brag about his sex life and even thought it was a plus to become a leader. He said “The hypocrites argue that a man who loves and appreciates beautiful women and does so legally and openly shouldn’t become a national leader. Is there something wrong with appreciating beautiful women? Don’t we want people in public office who show signs of life? I am what I am, and I make no bones about it.”

In the past he defended Clinton’s sex life, while also taking a swipe at it. He said “Look at the trouble Bill Clinton got into with something that was totally unimportant, and they tried to impeach him, which was nonsense.” He was also quoted saying “These people are just, I don’t know, where he met them, where he found them…Paula Jones, Lewinsky, it’s just a really unattractive group. I’m not just talking about physical…I think at least it would be more pleasant to watch if they were like supermodels.”

He’s not just talking about physical but it would be more pleasant to watch if they were supermodels? Trump spends too much time thinking about personal details of the Clintons, like their sex life, bathroom habits, etc.

Donald Trump can not recognize irony or hypocrisy. This is the same guy who criticized Rand Paul for his hair style.

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