Bark At The Moon

On Friday, Qanon conspiracy theorist who also happens to be a member of Congress for some stupid absurd reason tweeted, “God is sending America strong signs to tell us to repent. Earthquakes and eclipses and many more things to come. I pray that our country listens.”

Yeah, I wish the voters in Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Georgia congressional district would listen to the lunacy coming from this woman and then choose to send a rational human being to Congress instead, or at least someone human.

First off, MTG doesn’t love this country. She’s advocated for a civil war. She’s called for red states to secede from the United States (which would put her state in the blue column). She helped incite Trump’s white nationalist terrorist attack on Congress. She’s called those terrorists “patriots” and “hostages.”

Her tweet got hit with a community note which said, “Earthquakes happen all the time, all around the world,” the community note read. “Eclipses are not random, they follow strict mathematical rules and can be predicted centuries before they happen. NASA has a site listing eclipses until the year 3000.”

Eclipses are on a schedule and are not sudden angry outbursts from God. There are at least 30 earthquakes a day on this planet. For people like Marjorie, science is hard so it’s easier to replace understanding with stupid hokey religious conspiracy theories. I don’t want a science lesson from a whackanoodle troglodyte who thinks the Earth is only 6,000 years old.

Marjorie Taylor Greene is out of place in this century. By the way, has she repented for her adultery?

It was back in medieval times when people thought an eclipse meant the gods were angry, the sun was going to abandon Earth, worldwide misery was coming, or mythical creatures were about to attack.

If there is a god and he’s really pissed off at us, he’d find a much better way to punish us than with earthquakes and eclipses. He’d send lunatics like Marjorie Taylor Greene and Donald Trump to be our elected leaders.

God must really hate us.

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