LIVing For Blood Money


It’s after 4:00 pm on a Sunday, a day most cartoonists don’t work, and I already wrote a blog on this subject, so you’re not getting much of one today. I have a dinner invitation to meet in 45 minutes and I’d like to make it. Enjoy the cartoon, but…

Donald Trump buried his ex-wife, Ivana (ex number one out of three) at his New Jersey golf course. She’s at the first tee. I’m not making this up.

You wonder how Trump can sell out our country to Russia and Saudi Arabia and then you remember this is an asshole burying the mother of three of his five children at his golf course for a tax break. Keep in mind that he announced her passing in a fundraising email to his supporters. My ex-wife died, no. Not Melania, mother of my fifth kid. No, not Marla, mother of my fourth, Ivana, the mother of my first three, one of them being named Ivanka. I’m sad but a small donation to my super PAC would cheer me up.

When did this shit stop being weird?

I get the impression Trump is being cheap for burying her at Bedminster because he gets the tax break, doesn’t have to shell out for a burial plot, he already has a ground crew that has to cut the grass, and there’s not much of a marker for her grave. There’s just a plate in the ground with her name, birth date, and death date. The fucker couldn’t even shell out for a proper inscription. Even the flowers on the grave look like they were bought at 7/11. I have friends who’ve done more for their dog’s burial plot than Trump did for the mother of three of his kids.

And now, I’m going to start a rumor that Jimmy Hoffa is buried at Bedminster.

Creative note: I wrote this blog yesterday and was so quick to take a shower and make my appointment, that I forgot to click “publish.” Oops!

Music note: More Kaiser Chiefs plus The Killers.

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5 comments

  1. Reblogged this on It Is What It Is and commented:
    Yep, it’s true … the GRIFTER grifts again!! … “There’s just a plate in the ground with her name, birth date, and death date. The fucker couldn’t even shell out for a proper inscription. Even the flowers on the grave look like they were bought at 7/11. I have friends who’ve done more for their dog’s burial plot than Trump did for the mother of three of kids.”

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  2. i saw a comment on reddit that said her head stone was so small because Trump was waiting for Mexico to pay for a bigger one…

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  3. I’m going to go further and suggest that Ivana isn’t even buried there: given Trump’s long history of being grossed out by bodies and bodily fluids, it’s a given he couldn’t abide an actual corpse on his precious golf course. So he likely dumped his first wife’s body somewhere discreet and dug a fake grave solely to get the tax break.

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