Stinky Sneakers For Nikki

One great example of Republican hostility toward Nikki Haley comes from Laura Loomer. Loomer is a Trump propagandist who claims she’s a journalist…just like Tucker Carlson. For some reason, Twitter/X puts posts by goons like her at the top of my feed. But last night, Loony Loomer accused Nikki Haley of infidelity. Soak that in for a minute. A Trump sycophant accused someone else of infidelity. What will she accuse Haley of next, wearing long ties, having a combover, and squishing around in adult diapers?

Republicans like the cultist moronLaura Loomer are livid at Haley because she won’t drop out of the race. Since she was Trump’s ambassador to the United Nations, they demand that she be loyal to Trump. They’re fine with Tim Scott’s lack of loyalty as he dances for the veep spot after being appointed to the United States Senate by…wait for it…Nikki Haley.

Nikki Haley has yet to win a primary. She lost in her home state, South Carolina, yesterday. She even lost in Nevada, where Trump wasn’t on the ballot, to “anybody else.” Now she’s on her way to Michigan to lose in that state’s primary this Tuesday. While there, Nikki, remind voters of Trump’s lie about being voted Michigan Man of the Year.

A friend of mine pointed out this morning that Nikki exposed how weak Trump is as he didn’t win South Carolina by the margin Republicans promised, winning 60/40. People who watch MSNBC too much made the same argument after Trump won New Hampshire 54/43. But there is no path for Nikki Haley to win the Republican nomination. Donald Trump owns the GOP. Not only is he winning every state primary, but he has enough influence to make his daughter-in-law the chairwoman of the Republican Party, which should make Democrats happy because Lara is married to the dumbest Trump offspring. Frozen embryos may not be people, but they’re smarter than Eric Trump.

Despite the Republican circle jerk of how powerful he is, they’re still upset that Haley is challenging him and refusing to end her campaign. This is cult worship. How dare someone defy Dear Leader.

While Haley has no path to the nomination, she should stay in the race. The biggest threat she poses is to make him weaker in the general election. If she drops out, then Trump doesn’t have to spend as much campaign money on advertising in the primaries and can use that money on his legal defenses. Nikki staying in the race will make Trump weaker for President Biden to defeat in November. Right now, Nikki is serving her country by staying in the race.

Nikki may not want to help Biden, but she can help her country. Trump’s shitty sneakers would serve as a better president than Trump.

People are not donating to Nikki anymore because they’re trying to make her president. They’re donating to take Trump down.

It’s sneaky.

Creative note: I had a couple other ideas I was considering this morning and I like them both more than I like this one. But, I think this cartoon is more appropriate for today. Oh yeah, I think I’m officially over the Trump Sneakers now.

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