Antisemitic Safe Space

Right when you think Elon can’t be any worse of a human being for restoring Donald Trump’s account on X, the platform formerly known as Twitter, he brings back lying right-wing conspiracy theorist Alex Jones, no relation…for the love of God…NO RELATION!!! In fact, I don’t think I’m even supposed to be a Jones as it was probably my dad’s step-dad’s name. We’re not sure because Dad was drunk and lied a lot. For example, despite it being an adopted name, we’re related to Tom Jones. He also told me he, who grew up in Louisiana, grew up with San Franciscan born-and-raised John Fogerty. My dad didn’t raise me and I didn’t meet him until I was 21. But my mother’s maiden name is Robinson, and I can’t think of any right-wing goosestepping Robinsons. Anyway, Jones is my name now and I’ve made it my own and my son has made it his, and I think Alex should change his last name to something more suitable for him, like Shit-Turd Bagwell Banana Hammock).

Anyway, Mr. Shit-Turd Bagwell Banana Hammock pushed conspiracy theories that school shootings are fake, the government is adding chemicals to water that turn frogs gay, and is partly responsible for using his website, InfoWars, to push the pizza-gate conspiracy theory which motivated a lunatic to drive to Washington, D.C. and start shooting an automatic rifle into a pizza parlor he believed was run by a deep state cabal of Democratic Party cannibals sex-trafficking babies in the basement all directed by Hillary Clinton. The pizza parlor didn’t even have a basement. If you’re going to get mad at a pizza parlor, forget the cannibalistic deep-state baby sex traffickers…get mad over pineapple being put on pizza. No, wait! Get mad about that Detroit shit. Have you tried Detroit style pizza? It’s worse than Chicago. It’s a pizza with sauce on top of the cheese, so when you try to take a bite, all the sauce, cheese, and toppings slides off the pizza and onto your shirt. It’s worst than Domino’s. I think it was designed by Al Qaida and it has cursed the Detroit Lions to never win a Superbowl.

Anyway, Elon Also restored the account for InfoWars. What next? Detroit Pizza gets an X account?

After Elon brought him back, Mr. Shit-Turd Bagwell Banana Hammock’s accounts and posts showed up in “for you” and “who to follow” for users, even for those who don’t want to follow Nazis and turd brains.

Elon promotes the lunatics because the first ones who show up in my feed are Donald Trump Jr, fake right-wing journalist Laura Loomer, and sycophant Brigitte Gabriele, who often tweets shit without context like, “President Trump has done more to advance women in the professional world than almost anyone else alive today,” “First Lady Melania Trump was so classy. I miss her more this time of year,” “Jill Biden is turning the White House into a brothel!,” “Mass deportations are necessary to preserve our freedom (she’s from Lebanon),” “Everyone loves America’s Mayor Rudy Giuliani!,” “Joe Biden’s impeachment will be retribution for the years of abuse against President Donald J. Trump,” “President Trump hires the BEST lawyers,” “We cannot afford to bring ANY refugees to America (again, she’s from Lebanon),” “Taylor Swift may sell out movie theaters, but President Trump sells out stadiums!,” “My favorite pizza topping is Detroit style cheesy baby,” and “Kid Rock is doing more to defend our freedom than every single Democrat Member of Congress and 95% of Republican Members of Congress COMBINED.” Can you find the one Gabriele quote I created? Good luck.

Anyway, I see these posts from right-wing fucknuts first in my news feed even though I don’t follow any of these goons. I even get notifications on my phone when Jr coke-tweets, like his obsession with Hunter Biden is my priority. My obsession is pizza done correctly. New York style, baby!

Elon didn’t stop there. He even hosted a podcast with Mr. Shit-Turd Bagwell Banana Hammock and other such luminaries like self-proclaimed “proud Islamophobe” Laura Loomer, Andrew Tate, the self-proclaimed misogynistic internet personality who’s been indicted in Romania for rape and sex trafficking (aren’t Republicans supposed to be outraged by Hamas’ rapes right now?), right-wing conspiracy theorist Jack Posobiec, and GOP presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy who’s another conspiracy theorists.

Last year, a jury said Mr. Shit-Turd Bagwell Banana Hammock needs to pay $1 billion in damages to the victims’ families of the Sandy Hook Elementary shooting where 20 children and 6 adults were murdered, for spreading the conspiracy theory it was all a hoax.

During the podcast with Elon, Alex continued to lie about Sandy Hook, the deep-state conspiracy theory, climate change, government censorship, and globalists. Wait, what was that? Globalists?

Yes, Alex has a long history of pushing lies about “globalists” which is right-wing code for “Jews.” Right-wingers like to use it when they need to tone down “Jews will not replace us” or “many fine people on both sides.” Mr. Shit-Turd Bagwell Banana Hammock has pushed a conspiracy theory about there being a “Jewish Mafia.” He’s pushed lies about Jewish liberal billionaire George Soros. He’s in great company with Elon Musk who endorsed a tweet from a Nazi that claimed Jewish communities support “dialectical hatred against whites. Elon replied to that tweet, “You have said the actual truth.”

And then, corporate America pulled their advertising from X because they didn’t want to be associated with Nazis, nor did they want their ads displayed right next to statements like “Heil Hitler” and “Blood and soil.” Naturally, Elon claimed he was a victim and being persecuted by a woke mob and told the advertisers to “go fuck yourself.” And now he’s sitting around a bonfire with conspiracy bigots like Alex, Laura Loomer, the rape guy, and the other conspiracy theorists singing Kumbaya.

Corporate America condemned Elon Musk for providing a platform for bigotry and antisemitism. But do you know who didn’t condemn Elon? Elise Stefanik and the Republican Party.

While Republicans will grill the presidents of Ivy League schools and demand their resignations for allowing “calls for genocide” and antisemitism to run rampant on their campuses, they won’t call out Elon.

While students at universities should be censored and deported, according to some Republicans, Elon’s X platform is a bastion of free speech where First Amendment rights should not be infringed upon. Republicans are praising Elon for restoring Mr. Shit-Turd Bagwell Banana Hammock’s account.

The Anti-Defamation League and other online watchdog groups have reported that antisemitism and other forms of hate speech have increased exponentially since Elon purchased the platform, but I’m confused.

If antisemitism and other forms of hate speech is bad at Harvard, MIT, Penn, and other universities, then why isn’t it bad on Elon’s platform, which has over 200 million active users? Why should we demand that college presidents resign for other people’s antisemitism but Elon should be championed and defended for giving a safe-space to Nazis and MAGAts? Why is the answer to a question about antisemitism and calls for genocide, “it depends on the context,” get someone fired and blackballed, yet “Go fuck yourself,” not raise a peep from Republicans? Do you see why I’m confused?

It’s almost like Republicans don’t truly care about antisemitism, hate, bigotry, and “calls for genocide,” just who’s doing it and where it’s happening. But one would have to be truly jaded to question the motives and purity of Republicans like Elise Stefanki, right? Maybe she just hasn’t gotten around to calling for Elon to remove himself from Twitter, what with being busy trying to impeach President Joe Biden over something something and all.

If I didn’t know better, I’d think that Republican outrage is partisan and select. We should send them all a slice of Detroit style.

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