I’m not upset about Andrew Cuomo resigning as governor of New York. That’s the problem. I want accountability. If you’re a liberal, you want accountability. If you’re a Republican, you do not.
Cuomo resigned today. Who called him out? Democrats. Who pressured him to resign? Democrats. Who was going to kick his ass to the curb? Democrats. You may say, “Well, he did have eleven accusers so Democrats didn’t really have a choice. Bullshit. Democrats investigated it. Meanwhile, Donald Trump has more than double of sexual assault accusations than Cuomo has and he’s the favorite for the party’s nomination in 2024. Hell, half the fucknuts in his party thinks he’s returning to the White House in three days.
Donald Trump has been accused of groping to raping to everything in between. He is even on tape admitting and bragging about it. There is a video of him dancing with Jeffrey Epstein in a room full of very young ladies. He’s on tape ogling a minor and boasting that he’ll be dating her as soon as she’s legal. He’s even hit on his own daughter, said the one thing they have in common is they both like sex, and that he’d be dating her if she wasn’t his daughter. Donald Trump has even defended other Republicans accused of rape.
Cuomo is not the first of their own that Democrats have chased out. They pressured Al Franken to resign from the Senate for pretending to grope a woman. He didn’t even touch her. At this point, a Democrat will be ousted for winking while Republicans can still be rapists. Isn’t it bad enough they support terrorists?
Democrats now have to be altar boys and Girl Scouts. But if you’re a Republican, a member of the Family Values Party, you can be a sexual assaulter, harasser, predator, rapist, crotch sniffer, leg humper and drag your butt on the carpet and still get away with it.
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And the Republicans are the ones most claiming to have God on their side, another reason for being an atheist. Who wants a God who condones the actions of most Republican uppies. They know their shit doesn’t stink.
“ Democrats now have to be altar boys and Girl Scouts. But if you’re a Republican, a member of the Family Values Party, you can be a sexual assaulter, harasser, predator, rapists, crotch sniffer, leg humper and drag your butt on the carpet and still get away with it.”
Yeah, but sometimes, very rarely, Republicans DO get hit on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.
The Groping Old Party does not possess a single redeeming value while claiming the high ground on a Godly state that allows them to hold no moral position whatsoever.
I’d like to recommend the book, Cultism: The Language of Fanaticism, by Amanda Montell (c2021).
Especially for those of us who love language, this book is a must . . . if only to see how language can be subverted. From Heaven’s Gate and Jonestown thru yoga (American-style) and Christianity (cult + time=religion), thru Amway and Mary Kay, and then onwards to drumpf and QAnon . . . a fascinating read. Well worth the time to do so.
To make this relevant (or, even more so), the rethuglican mantra of ‘family values’ is mentioned (and just as with the term, ‘home cooking’, I often wonder . . . whose family? whose cooking? not mine, certainly).
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This is what bothers me!! Yet, that’s the way it is!! .. “Democrats now have to be altar boys and Girl Scouts. But if you’re a Republican, a member of the Family Values Party, you can be a sexual assaulter, harasser, predator, rapist, crotch sniffer, leg humper and drag your butt on the carpet and still get away with it.”