Runny Drippy Lawsuits


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Rudy Giuliani has an afternoon show on New York’s Talk Radio WABC. Rudy is upset because he just discovered the station is running a disclaimer before his show saying, “Warning: The program you are about to hear is chock full of bullshit, a nonsensical litany of lies, disproven conspiracy theories, and the kind of crazy old man talk that would make you assume it’s being broadcast from a padded cell in a mental institution.”

It doesn’t say that, but it should. What it does say is, “Girl, we are not responsible for the bullshit you’re to hear so don’t sue us…sue Rudy.” OK, it doesn’t say that either…but it should.

Seriously this time, what it truly says is, and I’m being honest…”The farts you’re about to hear do not represent WABC or its affiliates.” I’m sorry.

What it does say is, ” the views, assumptions and opinions expressed by Mr Giuliani and his guests are strictly their own and do not necessarily represent that of the station or its advertisers.” I think they should use the first version I wrote.

And then the show starts with, “Coming live from the parking lot of the Four Seasons Total Landscaping and next to Dildo-a-Rama, It’s the Rudy Giuliani Show!”

Rudy can get upset all he wants, and he said, “I mean, we’re in America, we’re not in East Germany.” because back when there was an East German puppet state of the Soviet Union, farty former mayors had radio talk shows.

Rudy spent considerable time on the show talking about the disclaimer he just learned about. The station slapped it on there without telling him which is also hilarious. His very first caller asked, if he feels “guilty about spreading a lot of unproven conspiracy theories to folks who may not have the ability or the critical thinking skills to look through” his bullshit. Yes, Rudy’s listeners, the Trump cult, don’t have critical thinking skills. But then again, neither does Rudy.

The station is correct to slap a disclaimer on his show. If they were really smart, they’d cancel his like Fox News canceled Lou Dobbs. Smartmatic, a company that created software for Dominion, the company that makes voting machines, named Rudy as part of its $2.7 billion libel lawsuit against Fox News. He’s also being sued by Dominion, along with fellow bullshitter Sidney Powell, for $1.3 billion.

The Smartmatic suit states, “Mr. Giuliani and Ms. Powell needed a platform to use to spread their story. They found a willing partner in Fox News.” Rudy replied, “The Smartmatic lawsuit presents another golden opportunity for discovery. I look forward to litigating with them.”

Unfortunately for Rudy, Sidney, and Fox News, everything they said is on tape because, you know, it was on TV. Rudy has gone on TV before and denied saying something he just said. Forget Donald Trump testifying in his own defense, Rudy’s lawyers better lock him in basement. I mean, the guy started his radio show by pointing out that he can’t be trusted for honesty or facts.

The opening of the Smartmatic lawsuit has been called the greatest opening line in the history of lawsuits. It reads, “The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States. The election was not stolen, rigged, or fixed. These are facts.”

They went on to say, “Without any true villain, Defendants invented one. In their story, Smartmatic was a Venezuelan company under the control of corrupt dictators from socialist countries.” How are Rudy, Sidney, and Fox going to defend against that? It was just entertainment? Rudy can’t fart his way out of this one. And just like his hair dye, Rudy has left a trail for the plaintiffs to follow.

More lawsuits are coming. The big question is, will they go after Donald Trump for the big lie?

Also, will Just For Men sue a cartoonist?

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12 comments

  1. There are those – and way too many of those – who maintain that the Earth is flat. Something I’ve noticed is that ALL flat-Earthers are also trumpers, altho (far as I know), not all trumpers are flat-Earthers. If you believe in SOMEthing, you’ll believe in ANYthing, which could be why so many evangelicals are claiming the orange one is still president. If you’re gonna believe in a lie, then you may as well believe in a BIG one. Or two.

    If you’d like more info on the crazies that are flat-Earthers, watch SciManDan on YT – fascinating.
    https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=scimandan

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  2. Hey, my Just For Men has never run on me. It doesn’t take long to start to fade, but it doesn’t run. I think Rudy uses a cheaper dye, for all the money he thinks he has.
    Nor does it cause farts–at least, not for me. (ROTFLMFAO)

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    1. He was probably using some tanning lotion for ladies legs and didn’t give it time to dry properly, had to listen to Trumps ranting and raving to have time to read the instruction properly.. 😀

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      1. Oops, missed that one. Not being American Saint Ronnie was Demon Shithead to me. Funny how he could never remember anything, then actually got Alzheimers. How fitting.

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      2. Yeah, but he first forgot something unpleasant he did around 1952 as president of the Screen Actor’s Guild. He used the same tactic as Governor of California.
        I’m willing to bet he used it on his mother as a child. “Ronald Reagan, did you pull the cat’s tail?”
        “I forget mommy. Which time are you talking about?”

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