State Of The Uniom


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With all that’s transpired over the past year, I’m surprised the State of the Union typo didn’t read “State of the Onion.”

What I’m going for with this cartoon is to show not just how surreal it is that Trump is president of the United States and addressing Congress, but how stupid it is. Within the last week alone he attacked a rapper on Twitter. How presidential.

His speech didn’t start off that bad for a 71-year-old man with a fourth grade reading level. It was the third-longest State of the Union ever, though it wasn’t because it contained a lot of words. Stupid people read very slowly. But, it can be considered a success because he stuck to the teleprompter, didn’t praise Nazis, and his teeth didn’t fall out. That’s a good day in Trumplandia.

Trump went for the cheap pops. America, troops, jobs, heroes, flag, blah, blah, blah. Every Republican was smiling except for Melania. I wonder why.

Trump bragged about the economy, jobs, and the stock market. He basically took credit for Obama’s accomplishments. Two things he did not mention was Carrier and Russian collusion. I wonder why.

Trump’s wolf whistle of the night was when he said, “My duty, and the sacred duty of every elected official in this chamber is to defend Americans, to protect their safety, their families, their communities and their right to the American dream, because Americans are dreamers too.” Do you know who loved that line? Richard Spencer and David Duke. They were highlighting it to their racist base. Spencer tweeted it out with a picture of a family that looked like they were from Norway.

But, it is funny he talks about protecting and defending America. He has ignored the attack on our democracy by Russia, their ongoing attack, their upcoming attack in the 2018 elections, and yesterday, he said he will not enact sanctions against Russia that Congress passed nearly unanimously. How’s that for protecting our nation? There has to be a pee tape behind this.

And then he did that thing he always does when he opens his mouth. He started lying.

He said wages were finally rising. Yes, they are rising, but not “finally.” They were rising under Obama and now, they’re rising at a slower pace. I wonder why.

He took credit for increased employment among blacks and Latinos without thanking Obama. He took credit for ISIS losing so much territory, which is a strategy started under Obama.

He boasted that because of the tax cut, Apple will invest $350 billion in America. The truth is, $275 billion of that was simply continuing the company’s past spending trends. The actual amount of new investment is around $37 billion.

He said the auto industry is now expanding and building plants in America. Toyota built a plant in Mississippi in 2011. Thanks to Obama, we still have an auto industry at all. Republicans, who complained about bailing out the auto industry and that it would be a disaster, are now taking credit for its growth.

He bragged about exporting industry, when in fact we import more than we export. He said coal jobs were coming back. If you work in the coal industry, you know that right now you’re probably not working in the coal industry.

He asked Congress for trillions to rebuild American infrastructure, rebuild the military, and build his stupid racist wall on the southern border. This, after he just signed a tax cut that will increase our debt.

Speaking of that tax cut, he claimed it is the biggest in U.S. history. It actually ranks as the 12th largest.

And then he got nasty. He used immigrant gangs to paint all immigrants as criminals, which isn’t the first time he’s done this (murderers and rapists). He claimed immigrants can bring in “virtually unlimited numbers of distant relatives.” That’s a lie. He is proposing to allow the Dreamers to stay if he can end the Visa Lottery system, “chain” migration, and build his stupid racist wall. Trump isn’t just trying to decrease illegal immigration (which has been going down for years), but legal immigration. His and Stephen Miller’s goal is to bring in fewer dark people from “shit hole countries” like Haiti and the entire African continent, and more white people from places like Norway, if we can somehow trick them into coming here (stop sending Stephen Miller out to talk on TV would be a start).

The part that bothered me the most, beyond all the stupidity and lies, was his cloaked, winked, and nudged allusion to firing the Special Prosecutor, the Deputy Attorney General, and perhaps more people in the State Department and FBI. Trump spoke of a proposal that will allow cabinet members (like the Attorney General) to remove government employees who “fail the American people.” Trump believes being caught committing treason and obstruction of justice will “fail the American people.”

I can think of one big orange government employee who is failing the American people.

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6 comments

  1. I was visiting my wife in a Rehab Facility last night, and her roommate was watching the SOTU (Shit On The Union) “event”. I DIDN’T WATCH, but I couldn’t avoid hearing 45*’s opening words before I ran screaming from the room. 45* was introducing some guests, like This First Responder Who Saved This Many Lives In This Hurricane, and That First Responder Who Saved That Many Lives In That Wild Fire. I’m not sure how 45* did it, but 45* managed to Talk About THEM (and was wildly applauded and cheered by 45*’s GOP Sycophants and Toadies) As If 45* Itself Had Actually Performed These Heroic Deeds. In other words, 45* Was Not Only Taking Credit For All The Positive Results From Actions Taken By The Obama Administration, 45* Was Taking Credit For Any Positive Results From Any Actions Taken By Any Decent (except for allowing themselves to be USED by 45*) Americans Who Were Just Doing Their Jobs. (We can rest assured that ALL of 45*’s Marks… er… “Guests” were properly vetted to ensure that they were “Real Americans” and NOT “Dreamers” or “Other Illegals”).

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  2. I’ve begun my campaign in earnest to stop ever having to look at this guy’s face or hear his voice again. Amazingly enough, it’s working. Glad others are willing to digest this dinner of gristle and fat and spew out any highlights, but it sounds like it was all leftovers again.

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  3. Just heard about the latest
    Train Wreck Involving The
    GOP Congress. Unlike their
    previous well-known “Train Wrecks” (Repeal ObamaCare,
    Tax Deform Act, etc.) this was
    a Real Train Wreck:

    https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2018/01/31/train-carrying-gop-lawmakers-collides-truck-injuries-appear-limited/1082815001/

    My first thought?
    The Reichstag Fire, …
    Right on schedule.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reichstag_fire

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  4. Big news day.
    Just heard about:
    Sexual-misconduct allegations against Steve Wynn are threatening to derail Wynn Resorts Ltd.’s lucrative casino project in Massachusetts as regulators revisit a contentious debate on the company’s license to operate in the state.

    https://www.wsj.com/articles/massachusetts-review-of-wynn-allegations-holds-high-stakes-for-casino-1517400000

    The OBVIOUS Solution is to give it to 45*.
    45* has had such Great Success with casinos.

    What?! … The POTUS isn’t allowed to have any holdings that could potentially be involved in Conflict Of Interest?

    Hasn’t stopped 45* so far.

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