Jets and Kennedys

Independent presidential candidate and anti-vaccine lunatic Robert F. Kennedy Jr says he’s spoken “pretty continuously” with New York Jets Quarterback Aaron Rodgers about being his running mate in his campaign to help throw the 2024 election to Donald Trump. RFK Jr has also been in touch with former professional wrestler, actor, and Minnesota governor Jesse Ventura about being his veep pick. He’s also spoken to Tulsi Gabbard, Rand Paul of Kentucky, and Andrew Yang, all noted psychopaths but none of the three crazy enough to say yes.

RFK Jr has no chance of being elected president but can be a dictator-maker by siphoning votes away from President Joe Biden. Most conspiracy theorists will be voting for Trump.

This new report has brought out revelations that Rodgers, who is also an anti-vaxxer, has believed that the school shooting at Sandy Hook never happened. Rodgers refused to respond to media requests for comments, but posted on X, “As I’m on the record saying in the past, what happened in Sandy Hook was an absolute tragedy. I am not and have never been of the opinion that the events did not take place. Again, I hope that we learn from this and other tragedies to identify the signs that will allow us to prevent unnecessary loss of life. My thoughts and prayers continue to remain with the families affected along with the entire Sandy Hook community.”

That’s nice but here’s the thing: Aaron Rodgers is a lying selfish piece of shit.

While with the Green Bay Packers, he disregarded the safety of his teammates by skirting the NFL’s vaccination policies by lying. Pamela Brown, a reporter for CNN reports encountering Rodgers at the Kentucky Derby in 2013 where at an after-party, he divulged his belief in Sandy Hook conspiracy theories.

According to Brown, as soon as Rodgers heard she was a journalist with CNN, he immediately began attacking the news media for covering up important stories. One of the stories he brought up was the shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary School where 20 children and three adults were murdered, claiming it was actually a government inside job and the media was intentionally ignoring it. Rodgers shared many of the same debunked beliefs as Alex Jones.

Another source told CNN that Rodgers claimed, “Sandy Hook never happened…All those children never existed. They were all actors.” When asked about the grieving parents, Rodgers said, “They’re all making it up. They’re all actors.”

No, Iain Armitage and Reagan Revord on Young Sheldon are child actors. 20 dead kids with bullets in them are not, Aaron Rodgers.

Recently, Rodgers got into a spat with late-night talk show host Jimmy Kimmell for claiming he was connected to Jeffrey Epstein and implied he would be on the pedophile’s list of clients.

I don’t believe Aaron Rodgers as he cashed in his credibility years ago. I believe Pamela Brown and the reporting from CNN as their credibility is rock solid. And as Aaron Rodgers has pushed conspiracy theories and junk science in the past on platforms like Joe Rogan’s show, yeah.

After much hype and hoopla about the Jets acquiring pouty Rodgers from the Packers, he went down with an injury in his first game for his new team on the fourth play of last season. But now that I think about it, and despite seeing it with my own eyes while watching that game, I don’t believe it really happened. I don’t believe Aaron Rodgers really tore his Achilles Tendon. I think he was being a crisis actor just for the attention. Perhaps he believes he doesn’t have it anymore and can’t be a star quarterback in the NFL. I think perhaps government doctors took a break from turning frogs gay and under orders from Jewish Space Lasers, lied for Rodgers, saying his “injury” was legitimate. Then, Rodgers could collect millions from the Jets while sitting on the couch with cheese and crackers, and perhaps gain enough sympathy to get another shot at hosting Jeopardy… and devote the rest of his time to scrubbing his name off Jeffery Eptstein’s client list.

See, Aaron? That’s how you tell a joke.

Creative note: I have to give another shout-out to proofer Laura. I double-checked to make sure of Rodgers’ number which was 12 when he was in Green Bay. So this cartoon originally had it as 12. But Laura said something like, “I’m trusting that you looked up his number.” And because of that, I went to triple-check, but this time entering “Jets” with his name and there it was. Number eight. I then searched for a news story about the number change, just to make sure the images I saw weren’t some goofy AI shit. Thanks again, Laura. We like to do our research here at Team Claytoonz.

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