A Hunka-Hunka Delusional

Donald Trump posted to his social media platform a photo of his face spliced with Elvis Presley’s and suggested they look alike. Now, we can add Elvis with Abraham Lincoln and Nelson Mandela to historic figures Trump compares himself to while quoting Hitler.

He posted, “For so many years, people have been saying that Elvis and I look alike. Now this pic has been going all over the place. What do you think?”

Who? Who’s been saying that Elvis and Trump look alike? Nobody has been saying this just as no one has been saying Trump looks like Brad Pitt, Antonio Banderas, George Clooney, Bradley Cooper, James Dean, Idris Elba, David Beckham, Justin Trudeau, Travis Kelce, Tom Cruise, Chris Evans, Paul Newman, Robert Redford, or Barack Obama. That pic has not been “going all over the place.”

I’m confident enough in my sexuality that I can find all those guys handsome. Donald Trump has nothing in common with any of them. The only time Trump may have come somewhat close to looking like Elvis was in the King’s final years, and just between the chin and the belt line. The only things Trump has in common with Elvis are that he’s fat, probably a drug addict, unfaithful, will soon be doing the Jailhouse Rock, had a cult built around him, and will probably die while sitting on a toilet. Except when Elvis died, I think he was reading a book. If Trump kicks the bucket while sitting on a toilet, he’ll be looking at his phone to see if anyone agrees that he looks like Elvis.

For Donald Trump to randomly post that he looks like Elvis is a huge cause for concern. After confusing Nikki Haley for Nancy Pelosi, not knowing what state he’s in, or tweeting that Obama is still president, he makes this Elvis comparison which is another sign of his deteriorating mental state. He’s running for president while fighting multiple criminal and civil trials, and his top concern for the day is if he looks like Elvis?

The person Trump has much more in common with isn’t Elvis, but the guy who welcomed Elvis into the Oval Office for a photo-op, President Richard Nixon.

Nixon was corrupt and argued that it’s not illegal if the president does it. Today, corrupt Trump is making the same argument and asking a court to grant him immunity for trying to steal an election, inciting an insurrection, demanding election officials give him votes that don’t exist, stealing classified documents, and obstructing justice.

Trump would rather be Elvis than Nixon because Trump doesn’t want to be president. He wants to be king.

That’s a hunka-hunka bullshit.

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