America’s Smear

First off, you do not pass around USB ports. You pass around USB DRIVES. Remember, Rudy, the master of butt-dials, had/has a business as a cyber security expert.

The two election workers, a mother and daughter that Rudy spread lies about were asking for $47 million for the pain and trauma he brought to their lives. They got a ruling for $148 million. Now the trick will be collecting the money.

Rudy claimed that the ladies were passing a USB “port” underneath a table on election night 2020. Rudy claims this was them switching votes from Trump to Biden…without any proof. He said they were passing it as if it was a vial of heroin. I don’t know how you pass something like it’s a vial of heroin, but I’m pretty sure the image in Rudy’s head and description is racist. Rudy has a long history of being a racist, probably because he’s a racist.

What happened then was goons started stalking and threatening these two women. They’d call and deliver racist slurs to them. They’d even show up at their homes to perform a “citizen’s” arrest, even though there was nothing for them to be arrested for.

Outside the Washington, D.C. courthouse yesterday, Rudy said it wasn’t his fault that the women were stalked and threatened. He said it happens to him all the time. Except, Rudy chose to become a public figure. These two women never made that decision for themselves…Rudy made that decision for them. Rudy and Donald Trump upended these women’s lives all because they were performing a patriotic task.

Now Rudy says he’s going to ask for a new trial. He won’t get it. His best shot is appealing the verdict but wait…to make an appeal, you have to put up a bond which is usually more than the amount of the judgment. The reason a bond is required is so that the appeal can’t be used to delay payment. There’s another move to ask that the amount be lowered, but even to do that he would have to put up tens of millions of dollars.

Where will Rudy get the money to pay the women he smeared? He won’t make it from the New York City apartment he’s selling, as that’s listed for only around $6.5 million. But Rudy’s name doesn’t add cachet to the place and if anything, it’s a drag. Who wants to buy an expensive apartment that smells like Rudy farts? In fact, he recently lowered his asking price by about $400 thousand.

Rudy certainly has other properties and investments but probably nothing near the value of $148 million. Since this trial has been going on for a while, I bet Rudy has hidden his assets. Donald Trump recently held a $100,000-per-ticket fundraiser for Rudy but there’s been no word on how much that raised. Every attendee received a complimentary fart. Trump did this instead of paying the legal fees he owes Rudy.

And you know Donald Trump, being the cheap bastard that he is, isn’t going to pay this $148 million for Rudy, even though he defamed and libeled these election workers for Trump.

Rudy loved living a life of luxury and that’s going to be taken away from him now, but not from this verdict but because Rudy is probably going to prison.

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