Baby Santos

Child Protective Services should be called on whoever the idiot is who allowed George Santos to hold his or her baby. That’s bad parenting.

It was already a wild and crazy week for the Republican House, but then we got an angry public screaming tirade from George Santos in one of the Congressional office buildings. Watch the video and tell me he didn’t piddle himself.

Shabd Singh, a Jewish critic of the state of Israel, was attempting to ask former Speaker Kevin McCarthy what he was doing to stop “war crimes” by the state of Israel. After Kevin successfully dodged the question and got out of there, Singh decided to ask a passing George Santos who also had a baby in his arms. No, seriously. For some unknown reason, George Santos was leaving Representative Tim Burchett’s office while carrying a baby.

When asked if it was his baby, Santos said, “Not yet.” Did you just get a chill up your spine? This guy can’t be trusted with a dog charity less enough a living human baby. I wouldn’t trust the likes of George Santos to babysit a goldfish.

What the hell does Santos mean by “not yet?” Is he trying to adopt the baby? Santos lives in regulation-heavy New York where I’m sure a guy with a history of lying, grifting, and currently facing 13 criminal charges wouldn’t be allowed to adopt a baby. I bet Santos couldn’t even adopt a baby in Jacksonville. I’m also pretty sure people in prison aren’t allowed to adopt babies either. Does this mean Santos is stealing babies? Did somebody hand Santos their baby? Where was he going with this baby? As I pointed out on Twitter, your baby would be safer with a dingo than with George Santos. Maybe the Republican ate your baby.

I understand that Republicans are unwilling to remove Santos from Congress, despite their claims of being against corruption, but for the love of God, don’t hand him your baby.

Santos was howling and screaming about being questioned by someone he accused of being a “terrorist sympathizer” while he was carrying a baby. Santos also cried that the person didn’t have a right to be in that building proving my point once again that Republicans really suck at irony.

Even though Santos doesn’t like being asked questions while holding mystery babies, someone should have still asked him, “Who’s baby is that and why do you have it?” Is it his baby? Of course, it’s not his baby. Santos is gay so he’s probably not going to impregnate a woman, and I seriously doubt he could find an egg donor to carry his seed. Did you just get another chill or did you just ralph all over your keyboard?

Singh, the guy who asked Santos a question, is not on video shouting or accosting anyone yet, he was detained by police. But we have a video of Santos having a temper tantrum meltdown. Can this week with a vote on Jim Gym Jordan becoming Speaker of the House get any weirder than last week?

Yes. Yes, it can. But again…who’s fucking baby was that? George Santos is the one who should have been detained by police just to find out what the hell he was doing with a baby.

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