The Secret Service can’t find who left a small bag of cocaine in the White House and has ended its investigation. The reason is that there’s no forensic evidence and there are over 600 potential suspects. Fun fact: Hunter Biden is NOT one of them.
House Republicans actually held a hearing about this and expressed their anger and frustration that a suspect (named Hunter Biden) hasn’t been named. But let’s be real, Republicans aren’t upset over any lack of safety for President Biden and his staff. This is just politics and as usual, it centers around conspiracy theories.
Hunter Biden is a drug addict. This is an established fact. Hunter has admitted it and so has his father, the president of the United States. Hunter is in recovery and more power to him. Another fun fact is, Hunter Biden is NOT the president of the United States and is not an employee of the government. Additionally, neither Hunter nor the president were in town when the cocaine was discovered. But that hasn’t stopped goons from being goons.
Donald Trump “truthed” out an accusation that it was actually Joe Biden’s cocaine. Naturally, Trump, who sure does sniff a lot, doesn’t have any evidence for this. Either does Don “Cocaine Bear” Trump Jr, whose head Hunter Biden has been living rent-free.
Naturally, several goon cartoonists are all about the conspiracy theory. Without evidence, Al Goodwyn blames it on Hunter as does Eric Allie, Mike Lester, and Dana Summers. Joey Weatherford made an incoherent comment about it, Henry Payne just blamed it on the Biden administration in general, Lisa Benson goes after the Secret Service, and Michael Ramirez made a lame joke out of it but failed to stick the landing. Gary Varvel blames it on President Biden, not just once… but twice. And Dana Summers decided to take a second shot.
I also had to wade through a lot of cartoons about Hunter’s love child. The right-wing cartoonists really have it hard for Hunter Biden as if…they’re addicts.
MAGATs love to accuse liberals of having TDS, which is short for Trump Derangement Syndrome, forgetting that it takes a deranged person to be a MAGAt. But now, I think Republicans have HDS, Hunter Derangement Syndrome. They’re all about Hunter Biden and again, he doesn’t hold any position in the government.
And this is a great example of Republican humor. It’s funny when someone’s an addict. Tee-hee.
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Thanks Clay ! You have gone above and beyond your tooning demands to check out the bought and paid for “conservative” cartoonists. They are nothing more then libertarian shills for the the disease of plantation crapitalism amnd prove themselves so over nad over again. Interestingly it is not they who are losing their jobs.
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To be fair, most of them have also lost their full-time jobs. Even Ramirez lost one, but he gained another.
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Oh they have ? I did not know this. Are you referring to Steve Benson ? But also part of my working theory is that the ploy of using conservative toonists really did not work in affecting opinion. So who needs them to accomplish the task of plantation crapitalist domination anyway. Everything is disposable to that crowd.
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No, I’m referring to all who no longer have staff jobs on newspapers, Conservative cartoonists who have been laid off that come to mind include Rick McKee, Gary Varvel, Steve Kelley, Michael Ramirez (who got another job), Bob Gorrell, and Dana Summers.
Newspaper layoffs are NOT partisan. When people think they’re trying to silence liberal thoughts and ideas, they’re giving hedge funds too much credit. They don’t care about any ideals….just profit. Hedge funds don’t sell the newspaper’s building because the building is liberal.
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Well crafted response, “hedge funds don’t sell buildings because they are liberal …” But hedge funds by their structure do not hold what I would label liberal progressive values. And yet there they are the pinnacle of the economy. Not really anyones friend but so many willing to participate cuz they can well you know….
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My thought is they pick on Hunter to cover the fact Trump employed his daughter and her husband in the Government of the USA. They didn’t neet security clearances but he didn’t care. As long as they were being paid government salaries was all he cared about. If he could have got the two older sons jobs too he would have, but they were total fuck-ups. And Barron was too young. Anyways, deflect, deflect, deflect. That is their true addiction. Along with cocaine, underage girls, hookers, and money!
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Another correction: Javanka wasn’t paid a salary. They were volunteers. Of course, their businesses made millions while they “worked” in the White House and Jared was gifted $2 billion by the Saudis, but they did not collect a government salary.
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I stand corrected. But they should still never have been allowed to be there under any circumstance. (And can we be sure the Donakd did not find a way to pay them under the table? That would be more his style anyway, avoiding them having to pay taxes on governnent money. How sbout trips and accommodation? Did they pay their own way?) I doubt thst.
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“ Javanka wasn’t paid a salary. They were volunteers.”
I was not aware of that. It might explain why they (apparently) have not (yet) been investigated under laws regarding government employees having dealings with foreign governments.
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I think a MAGA minion planted it. Regarding TDS, MAGAs have it worse than most.
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