Conservatives roll their eyes when those of us who believe in a woman’s right to choose argue that there wouldn’t be any men opposing abortion if men could get pregnant. But, I truly believe this.
Do you honestly believe that white Christian males, the whiniest demographic in the history of whiny demographics, would be up for shooting an eight-pound baby out of their pee holes? We have nightmares about catheters and kidney stones.
I’ve heard before that if men could get pregnant that there would be abortions in ATM machines. Hell, I think they would be in vending machines and would come in assorted flavors. There would be a mint chocolate chip abortion if men could get pregnant.
You would be at a football game with your buddy when all of a sudden, he’d feel a kick and say, “I’ll be right back. I gotta go to the concession stand and get an abortion. Let me know if our team scores.” And you would just nod as a reply because it would happen so often.
Like comparing battle scars, men would compare how late into the pregnancy they got an abortion. Really? You got one in the 25th week? Ha! I got one in the 35th week.
And ya’ know what, if men could get pregnant, the word “abortion” would definitely be in the United States Constitution. It would be in there a LOT.
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Has anyone posited that perhaps Justice [sic] Clarence and/or Ginni Thomas leaked this, just to take the heat off of them. I notice all the uproar and indignation about her influence on him has pretty much dissipated.
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Why it was leaked, or by whom, does not matter. The Justices have circled the wagons (put up protective barriers) because they know their tentative decision is wrong, and that they deserve to be rounded up and put in stocks! (Hint hint!) Only, the people should not throw overripe tomatoes or rotten eggs at them, the people should be given paddles to whack their lieing asses with.
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Normally, rawgod, I would agree with you. BUT if it is discovered/verified that the Thomases did it to distract from their misdeeds, I think that’s important to know. This could lead to impeachment proceedings.
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He should already be impeached, but I had no idea that was an option. “Justice-for-Life” sounds like it has no reins on it. Anyone who votes to repeal Roe v. Wade should be impeached, if that is an option! But if the impeachment rules are similar to those of impeaching a president, the process will have no effect anyway.
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I was away when I learned about this … ARRGGHH!! … “And ya’ know what, if men could get pregnant, the word “abortion” would definitely be in the United States Constitution. It would be in there a LOT.”
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