Junior Birther


Donald Trump is a racist and people who deny that are probably racists themselves.

Trump’s cultists are always asking while never listening to the answers; What makes you think Donald Trump is a racist? For the benefit of those idiots, here we go.

Donald Trump discriminated against black tenants and was sued by Nixon’s Justice Department for refusing to rent to black tenants in 1973. He lied to black tenants about apartments being unavailable. He is old school racist. Part of Trump’s defense of this was that the government was trying to get him to rent to welfare recipients. There’s no better defense of being a racist than a racist defense. Racist, racist, racist.

A former employee of one of Trump’s casinos, before he bankrupted them because he’s a shitty businessman, claims that during the 1980s, whenever Trump and wife number two Ivana came to the casino, that the bosses would “order all black people off the floor” and make them hide in the back…but not in any apartments he was trying to rent.

In 1989, four black teenagers and one Latino teenager, the “Central Park Five,” were accused of attacking and raping a jogger in New York City. Trump ran ads in local papers demanding, “BRING BACK THE DEATH PENALTY. BRING BACK OUR POLICE.” After they spent seven to 13 years in prison, the convictions were vacated based on DNA evidence clearing them and the city paid $41 million in settlement to the teens. In 2016, Trump said he still believes they’re guilty. I don’t care what the Mueller Report says, I still think he committed treason with Russia.

In 1991, the president of Trump Plaza Casino in Atlantic City (which is bankrupt now because Donald Trump is a shitty businessman. Did I already mention that?), John O’Donnell, quoted Trump’s criticism of a black accountant. He claims Trump said, “black counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes every day. Laziness is a trait in blacks.” Trump denied ever saying it but in an interview with Playboy in 1997 said, “the stuff O’Donnell wrote about me is probably true.” You know, about his comments before he bankrupted his casinos because he’s a shitty businessman.

In congressional testimony in 1993, Trump said some Native American reservations operating casinos shouldn’t be allowed because “they don’t look like Indians to me.” In 2000, he ran a series of ads claiming a tribe had a “record of criminal activity that is well documented.”  He’s a racist who projects. He didn’t want competition for his casinos because it was bad enough he was a shitty businessman on his way to bankrupting those casinos.

In 2005, Trump pitched to NBC The Apprentice: White People vs. Black People. He’s using the same concept today in politics.

He opposed the “Ground Zero Mosque” in 2010. He told David Letterman, “Somebody’s blowing us up.” But, nobody had to blow up Trump’s casinos because he bankrupted them because he’s a shitty businessman.

He launched his presidential campaign calling Mexican immigrants “rapists and murderers.” He said, “they’re bringing crime and they’re bringing drugs.” He made that announcement at Trump Tower instead of one of his casinos because he bankrupted them because he’s a shitty businessman. Was that one too many? Overkill? I’ll stop now. Promise.

He called for a ban on all Muslims. This was before he targeted specific nations. He started with “all Muslims.” He also called for surveillance on all mosques in this country.

He said a judge wasn’t qualified to oversee the Trump University lawsuit because of his Mexican heritage and membership in a Latino lawyers association. Paul Ryan, who later endorsed Trump and became his butt boy said that’s “the textbook definition of a racist comment.” Of course, that Trump University is now defunct because it was a scam and Donald Trump is a shitty businessman (What? It wasn’t a casino).

He tweeted a picture of Hillary Clinton with a pile of money and a Star of David.

He’s repeatedly called Senator Elizabeth Warren “Pocahontas.”

He’s carried on attacks against black NFL players for protesting police violence and racism. Trump once tried to purchase an NFL team but they wouldn’t let him in the club because he’s a con artist and a shitty…OK.

He said people who came to the U.S. “all have AIDS.” He said people from Nigeria would “never go back to those huts” once they saw America. He referred to Haiti and African nations as “shithole countries.”

Who can forget that Trump defended the Nazis who marched in Charlottesville chanting “Jews will not replace us” and “blood and soil” and also killed a woman?

And then there’s birtherism. Trump was perhaps the biggest advocate for the conspiracy theory that Obama was not born in the United States. He even claimed he sent investigators to Hawaii to look into Obama’s birth certificate. He even argued that Obama wasn’t a good enough student to have gotten into Columbia or Harvard Law School. But, Obama never once bankrupted a casino because he’s a shitty businessman (You knew it was coming).

Donald Trump is a racist. He’s also spawned a racist and he couldn’t have picked a better name for his racist spawn than Donald Trump Jr. Bernie Sanders tweeted, “Trump Jr. is a racist too.  Shocker.”

Last week, racists picked up the birther mantle and started using it against California Senator and Democratic presidential candidate Kamala Harris. The senator’s father is from Jamaica and her mother is from India. Harris identifies as black. If you look at her, you too would probably describe her as black.

Some critics on social media claim she’s unfairly portraying herself as African American. Others have taken it further and claimed she’s not black enough and not even an American.

One racist goober tweeted that she’s not “an American black.” Guess which high-profile racist retweeted that? Yup. Trump Jr. picked up his daddy’s racist birther campaign and added to the tweet, “Is this true? Wow.” Yeah, wow what a racist. He later deleted the tweet, most likely because it reveals he’s a racist.

First off, “is this true?” How in any way can it be “true” that she’s not a black American? She’s black, right? She’s an American, right? Yes and yes. Second, why take issue with her describing herself as “African” American or simply just a “black” American? If this makes a difference to you, you’re probably a racist. By the way, your dad paints himself orange.

Some of these idiots are even referring to her as an “anchor baby” because she was born to immigrants, in California, by the way. If that’s the case, wouldn’t Donald Trump Sr. also be an anchor baby since his mom was an immigrant and his father was born in Germany (he wasn’t actually born in Germany but the irony of Trump lying about that is so rich)? Maybe someone should ask Trumpy Jr. where his grandfather was born. By the way, Grandpappy Fred was also a racist. He was so racist that Woodie Guthrie wrote a song about this. It goes like this, “This land is your land, this land is our land, Fred Trump is a racist, he doesn’t want black people on this land.” It was a hit.

I’m waiting for them to accuse Harris of being born in Uganda. Maybe they’ll confuse Senator Kamala Harris with that old wrestler from back in the 80s/90s, Kamala the Ugandan Giant, except he was actually born in Mississippi (I found that out when I met him at a photo op at an elementary school in Mississippi back in the 90s. Nice guy. He never bankrupted any casinos).

Black, African American, or Jamaican-Indian American, whatever…Kamala Harris is an American. She’s just as much of an American as I am (born in Texas, thank you), Donald Trump Sr. and Donald Trump Jr. Cory Booker tweeted, “Kamala Harris doesn’t have shit to prove.”

He’s right. Senator Harris does not have shit to prove to Trump, Don Jr., the assorted birther racists on social media, to you or to me. But Donald Trump and dumbfuck Jr, they need to prove they’re not racists.

To convince me they’re not racists, I’m going to need to see a certificate.

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    1. Just gotta get in ****tRump’s**** favorite symbols (***Nazi*** version **swastika** and *Klan* hood) at least once a week!

      I fixed it for you Herpes! You pathetic douche nozzle you.

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      1. Of course you would capitalize nazi and klan…you gotta pay your respects AZ/DC (red swastika troll.)


  1. It’s how my spellchecker brought it up you douche nozzle. If you can’t do something right, don’t do it at all. In other words, you should never do a thing.

    P.S. – Update your equipment with the modern programs from 2009 which I have. HaHa HaHa!

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    1. MuthaFucka be tryin’ to troll with a Commodore 64 or one of them Radio Shack TRaSh 80s and shit. Talk about being behind the curve. Typical Herpes FootDisease failure.

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      1. Is that how your nazi-programmed device capitalizes “MuthaFucka” you pathetic liar?


  2. That was my own artistry. Not that you would understand artistry and/or independent thought when you’re a tRump sheep boy. Get out of here and get your nose back where it naturally belongs, in your orange overlord’s ass. Cheers tRumpie rent boy! DC

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    1. Oh so adopting an ebonics patois is how you show creative thought?

      I don’t understand artistry, yet I’m on an artist’s website discussing the artwork and its message. You must be a Gold Medal Olympian in mental gymnastics.


      1. Of course you don’t understand artistry. You don’t understand anything. Go back to your teabaggin’ websites and spew your unjustified hate there. I promise, when you’re there, I won’t bother you. I feel no need, such as yourself, to troll an area that disgusts me.

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    2. Of course you wouldn’t be found on right winger websites, because you’re an intellectual coward, afraid of opposing ideas.


      1. As usual, you’re NOT paying attention. I said teabaggin’ websites, not RIGHT WINGER websites. There are right wingers out there that are respectable and can present their side of things in a respectable way. You are NOT one of them. If you believe that you are, you’re fooling one person…and one person only. Yourself.

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    3. Could you define the concept of a right winger?

      I would define it as a person whom wants decentralized government, precious metal backed currency, laissez faire capitalism, freedom of speech, low to zero regulations, super low taxes and praises Jesus Christ or God.


      1. Someone should look up the original meaning of the word ‘tea-bagging’ . . . don’t think ANYone’d be usin’ it. I learned of it from reading a biography of John Waters, so that should give you a hint.

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  3. I’m agnostic, so I have no skin in the Jesus Christ or God game. All I know is that when certain people claim to be all about God, then they turn around and try to keep basic rights from their fellow human beings…they come across as fascists. Mike Pence is a stellar example.

    As far as taxes go, well, if you live in a country where you’re in a tax bracket that affords you a mansion, a summer home, a yacht, several vehicles, college tuition for all 5 of your kids, an early retirement (duh) and everything else that goes with that and you understand that you’re not going to…in any way, shape or form…die because you weren’t taken care of, you definitely come across as greedy when you start complaining about taxes. Shit, I would understand if these people were giving 95% or some other insane amount for taxes, but it’s nowhere near that. Plus, these people know how to protect what they have, whether legal (tax breaks) or illegal (offshore accounts). Super low taxes, for those who can more than afford it, only fucks people such as myself or those who make even less.

    Freedom of speech, no real problem with it…until shitheads, such as tRump and tRump Jr., use that horseshit to slander those they fear will expose them for who they are. Everyone should have already figured it out, but there are still stragglers, such as yourself, that seem to fail to understand.

    Decentralized government. Actually, I agree with that in a lot of ways. But, when a local government tries to get up a woman’s uterus and if they try to tell me I can’t use cannabis to cure what ails me, maybe bigger government needs to step in and smack sense into them. I always found it amusing when the republicans said “we want less government in this country”, yet when it concerns a woman’s uterus or a sick person being comforted by cannabis, they’re all up in that shit. And not in the right way.

    Oh, and regulations. If you mean regulations which involve saving the Earth and the lives of those that inhabit it, here’s where I stand: So much more needs to be done. Your orange hero is really trying to fuck that up to make a buck. I don’t necessarily believe in Hell, but if it exists, tRump will go there when he dies. Shit, at least he’s already orange enough to look as if he fits right in.

    Precious metal backed currency. Really? Do you think your hero is gonna make that happen again. HA!

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      1. It’s not that I need to “lighten up”. It’s that when you hear the facts, that stuff is way too “heavy” for you. I understand, those of you that have your noses jammed in tRump’s ass hate the facts and hate the truth.

        It’s okay fuckwit, yo mama is heating up the Hot Pocket and that’ll getcha outta the basement for a few minutes. You’ll get some of the exercise you desperately need by ascending the basement staircase and a break from the computer will do you, and the rest of us, some good.

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      1. I really don’t ever need to answer any of your questions. You’re lucky that you got what you got. Why do you ask so much of a person? Be happy that I reply to you in any way, shape or form…you fuckin ingrate.

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  4. Kamala Harris has lived her whole life as an African-American, been called African-American, been held down by the same policies & stereotypes, & everything that comes with that label.

    Are these putzes recommending that she go tell everyone she’s “Jamaican-American” on introduction? Warn everyone in her cover letter or resume that she appears “‘African’-American, but she’s ‘Jamaican’-American?”

    The stuff they’re trying to call “scandals” (or whatever this is) is ridiculous. 🙄

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      1. Mike W. – I have no idea why. I really don’t get it. I can explain away some of their other behavior, but I can’t understand why it would be scandalous for someone like Harris to claim an identity that is how everyone sees/treats her. That one is a head-scratcher.

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      2. You can see it any day on Faux Snooze- the whining & whingeing and manufactured high dudgeon over -oh, say AOC’s prior working career, or the ethnicity of Ms, Harris, “socialism,” or calling Ms. Warren “Pocahontas”- anything to misdirect the punters from Mr. Trump’s manifest incompetence and unsuitability for high office. It’s the RWNJs version of “Squirrel!”

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      3. Mike W. – Yeah, I don’t watch Fox News. At least, not on purpose. Sometimes I see a few minutes of their local coverage. LOL

        Also, I have ADHD & that squirrel doesn’t work on me (it’s funny, because I can change topic mid-sentence LOL).

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  5. Hermes: ‘WHOM’ as the subject??? You gots to learn your English/’Murican language. Oh, that’s right . . . Mr. Orange in the WH doesn’t, so why should his cult followers do so . . .

    And why should YOUR superstition/mythology be any more important or better than anyone else’s? Or anyone’s lack thereof?

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    1. I never said anything about better or worse, I was simply saying Christianity is part of the right wing philosophy.

      Since you obviously don’t have faith in Jesus Christ, I’ll ask this…Do you consider yourself left-wing or right-wing?


  6. I love how everyone on my favorite cartoonist’s blog nailed Hermes Fotopoulos shriveled nads to the floor! I buttered my popcorn 3 times, spilled my cocktail, and sent alerts out to all the best people!! You all ROCK!! Thank you from my heart friends. Oh, and Hermes you know what you are good for…comedy relief!

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    1. You ROCK as well Valeriewagner3! Happy Independence Day to you and your loved ones. Sincerely, DC

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    2. “Oh, and Hermes you know what you are good for…comedy relief!”

      Meh… Herpes ain’t so funny… more like Pathetic…
      or Deplorable…
      or Despicable…
      or Disgusting…
      or Contemptible…
      or Just Plain Ignorant…
      or… c’mon, guys, help me out here! 😉

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      1. Now, now. He has every right to express his views, no matter how much we might disagree with them.

        It’d be polite if he’d stop masturbating while doing so, though.

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  7. “And you will be waiting a long, long, time before you see any sign of Politeness (or Intelligence… or Decency) from Herpes.”
    That’s worth the price of admission right there.

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