Trumpo Beto Veto


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Beto is in the race.

Are you excited? It seems a lot of people are despite the fact he’s sitting around five percent in the DNC polls. If you watched Beto O’Rourke yesterday, you can tell he’s excited. Beto was jumping on countertops in coffee houses and waving his arms around like he’s over-caffeinated.

Donald Trump noticed Beto’s excitement and pointed out how much he waved his arms around. Seriously. Donald Trump…talked smack…about someone else…waving their arms around. That would be like Trump criticizing someone for sexual harassment, except he’s done that and insulted people’s hair, energy, looks, for using executive orders, for not releasing their school records, for being racist, and he’s called other people liars.

Trump said, “I’ve never seen so much hand movement. I said, ‘Is he crazy or is that just the way he acts?'” I think a lot of people have said the exact same thing about Trump while commenting that it looks like he’s playing an invisible accordion.

I think it’s just the way Beto acts and Trump is the crazy one.

Trump will also get to use his first presidential veto as 12 Republicans joined Democrats in the Senate yesterday to block his national emergency faux crisis. In other news, the rest of the Republican Senate are not Constitutionalists.  They’re liars.

We’ve had over 30 national emergencies declared by presidents and not one of them was to steal money from government programs for something Congress refused to fund. This is unconstitutional. But as it’s already been pointed out, Republicans don’t believe in anything anymore as they’ve all joined a cult.

Beto will rise in the polls while Republicans and Trump will drop even further. Beto waves his arms around but he’s genuine. Trump and the GOP are phonies.

Yesterday Trump tweeted one word, “veto,” which is also bizarre. Trump tweeting a single word? It was one of those instances we can be pretty sure a staffer wrote the tweet. It was spelled correctly.

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8 comments

  1. “Yesterday Trump tweeted one word, “veto,” which is also bizarre. Trump tweeting a single word? It was one of those instances we can be pretty sure a staffer wrote the tweet. It was spelled correctly.”

    Keep in mind that “VETO” is merely a dyslexic’s perception of “VOTE”.

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  2. Robert Francis O’Rourke is the biggest phony of them all, talking about ‘In 12 years the entire planet will be covered in water, if I don’t get elected into power!’ beyond fear mongering and totally illiterate to any climate science.
    All you believers should google search ‘cirrus clouds and iris effect’ this world is more complicated than you could ever imagine.

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    1. Hermes, I watched Beto and he never said what you quote. He did correctly say that some parts of today’s habitable world may be under water. Island populations in Micronesia and the Indian Ocean are seeing alarming habitat loss as water levels rise on islands barely a few feet above sea level.
      As for the debunked Iris Hypothesis of 2001, maybe you should do a little more research. Start here: https://skepticalscience.com/print.php?r=412

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      1. Then why is there effectively zero increases in global temperatures? We’ve been pumping out more and more CO2.

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  3. @Alex Barry Serious question here: Did Trump say all Mexicans were rapists?

    I was paraphrasing O’Rourke and adding the implications of his logic. He’s running for Commander in Chief and warning people the world will flood at the same time. Does it not make sense that what he means is, if he’s in power, he will somehow correct this inevitable situation?

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    1. I don’t think Beto O’Rourke suggests that on his own he will “correct this inevitable situation”, or expects people to believe he can. But he does suggest that he will do his best to make policy and practices that will give the world a chance to recover and flourish.

      This in stark contrast to the blowhard in the WH who claims to know more about everything than anyone, and who repeatedly claims that only he can accomplish what needs to be done. About anything.

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