Spies Like Us


The priorities for the Trump administration and the entire Republican Party are seriously messed up. When the press reports that a White House staffer dissed Senator and Vietnam veteran John McCain by saying, “he’s dying anyway,” the outrage isn’t directed at the staffer, who still has her job, but at the leaker.

Now it’s reported that the FBI may have had an informant following the moles Russia had in the Trump campaign. Is Trump’s outrage directed toward Russia? Of course not. It’s toward the agency that’s trying to protect our nation from interference from a hostile foreign power.

Trump tweeted, “Wow, word seems to be coming out that the Obama FBI “SPIED ON THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN WITH AN EMBEDDED INFORMANT.” Andrew McCarthy says, “There’s probably no doubt that they had at least one confidential informant in the campaign.” If so, this is bigger than Watergate!”

Trump has to say “Obama’s FBI” so it’ll gin up his base with outrage. But he is right about one thing. If Donald Trump allowed Russian spies into his campaign, it’s bigger than Watergate.

And Trump did allow Russians into his campaign headquarters. When the Russians contacted them claiming they had dirt on Hillary Clinton, did Donald Trump Jr say “no thanks?” Did he report it to the FBI? No. That treasonous trust-fund baby said, “I love it!” If the Trump campaign did not collude with Russia, it’s not for lack of trying.

While the campaign was ongoing, Trump was trying to work out a business deal with Russia. When Trump says he doesn’t have any business with Russia, again, it’s not for lack of trying. And on that issue, he’s probably lying.

While the FBI was secretly following Trump’s Russians around, they announced to the world that they were investigating Hillary Clinton, and then they weren’t, and then they were. The FBI was also leaking information about the investigation into Clinton to Rudy Giuliani, who is now complaining about the bias at the FBI. I’m a cartoonist and even I can’t make this stuff up.

Trump sycophants who parrot his claim of the investigation as a “witch hunt” and “no collusion” don’t stop for a second and ask, but why were there so many people with Russian connections in your campaign? What sort of organization was Trump running that let spies in to sit at the big table with Trump?

Now, Trump, Republicans in Congress, the idiots in conservative media like Breitbart and Sean Hannity, are screaming for the FBI to publicly identify the informant. What happened to protecting sources? Why would they want to give someone up, not just for the conservative base to chew apart, but for Vladimir Putin? People who anger Putin have a tendency to suffer accidents, like falling off buildings and walking face-first into a batch of Russian-made nerve agent.

This is another instance of Republicans putting sycophancy over country. They worship at the altar of a stupid, racist, snake-oil selling conman complicit with Russia, and their love for their deity is stronger than their love for the country.

You know what they say runs downhill. You know who’s on top of that hill. Trump’s leadership has set an example of the corruption rampant throughout his cabinet. His leadership encourages leaks from the White House. And, it was his leadership that invited Russians into his campaign. This is a man who didn’t devote himself entirely to his country while seeking to be its leader, as he was working business deals with Moscow at the same time while also asking for them to hack his opponent’s campaign.

We need to leave the informant alone. Quite frankly, Melania’s been through enough this week.

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  1. I see Black and White (Spy vs. Spy) and Boris, but where’s Natasha? Hiding behind 45*’s gross behind? And what about Rosa Klebb with the poison tipped blades on her shoes? And with a little leeway, how about Dr. Evil and Mini-Me, and Gru and his Minions?

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  2. Protecting sources is only for journalists & those involved in criminal justice. Sean Hannity (admittedly) & Breitbart (maybe not admittedly, but by blatant practice) aren’t journalists. They don’t give a s*** about the First Amendment, unless it infringes on their right to harm people.

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  3. Funny that you put Boris Badenov way down in the bottom left there. Then I realized that Melania is Natasha Fatale and Putin is Fearless Leader.

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  4. Typo: “alter” should be “altar”. Common mistake but mistake nevertheless. Even fanatical clergy don’t “alter” folks these days. 😜

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      1. Hey, I try to always put errors in quotation marks, or indicate in which paragraph I found a typo.

        There’s this helpful feature, though, called “CTRL + F.” You hit the buttons simultaneously, input the word for which you’re looking, & BOOM. There it is!

        Just like I did to find this: “This is another instance of Republicans putting sycophancy over country. They worship at the alter of a stupid, racist, snake-oil selling conman complicit with Russia, and their love for their deity is stronger than their love for the country.”

        But, like I said, I’m not giving you my A-game copy editing because you’re a snarky S.O.B. 😉 :-*

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