Robert Mueller is following the money.
According to reports which the White House are denying so you know they’re true, the Special Counsel’s office has subpoenaed Deutsche Bank for records of their financial dealing with Donald Trump.
Deutsche Bank is a German bank based in Germany and it’s well known as a place for Russian oligarchs to launder their money. They’re also one of the few, if not the very last, banks that will loan money to Donald Trump, as most banks have learned he’s corrupt, untrustworthy, and just an all-around piece of crap of a human being. Which, by the way, must be the kind of character you want to lead the largest democracy on the planet.
The German bank, which Trump has sued in the past and they’ve sued in return, has loaned Trump an estimated $300 million. They also do a lot of business with Jared.
If Trump was not a billionaire, he wouldn’t be able to get a membership at Costco.
Creative notes: Yeah, this cartoon is dangerous. It’s an online exclusive. I’m not sending it to my clients. I know they won’t run it and I don’t want to give them any heart attacks. If any of them, like my alternative weeklies or online-only clients, sees this and wants it then I’ll send it to them.
Is “douche” offensive? Sure. Is it sexist? I don’t think so. It’s no worse than being called a “dick.”
I created this pretty quickly because I just wanted to have some fun with it. I didn’t want to spend too much time on it since it’s not going to make me any money.
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