Orange Chicken in the Food Cart


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  1. Attention world we were both right/wrong? Last month, Trump flew on the brand new Air Force One donated by Qatar to a NATO Summit in Turkey. Trump wanted to show off the new plane to other world leaders. But while at the Summit, the Secret Service discovers through our Israeli allies that Iran is planning to take Trump out, and not out to Mickey D’s for Big Macs. And they may target him while he’s on the brand new Air Force One. But the brand new Air Force One is not equipped with the anti-missile defense system that the legacy Air Force One has, so they pull a switcharoo and fly Trump out of Turkey on the old Air Force One, which he disembarks in the UK and reboards the Qatari-gifted Air Force One. Confused? Oh, it gets worse.

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  2. Attention world we were both right/wrong? Last month, Trump flew on the brand new Air Force One donated by Qatar to a NATO Summit in Turkey. Trump wanted to show off the new plane to other world leaders. But while at the Summit, the Secret Service discovers through our Israeli allies that Iran is planning to take Trump out, and not out to Mickey D’s for Big Macs. And they may target him while he’s on the brand new Air Force One. But the brand new Air Force One is not equipped with the anti-missile defense system that the legacy Air Force One has, so they pull a switcharoo and fly Trump out of Turkey on the old Air Force One, which he disembarks in the UK and reboards the Qatari-gifted Air Force One. Confused? Oh, it gets worse.

    As it turns out, Trump boarded the older Air Force One in Turkey, and then he disembarked before takeoff, got on a catering truck, and then was transported to a smaller Air Force C-32A airplane on which he flew to the UK.

    After landing in the UK, Trump was secretly transported back to the older Air Force One from which he disembarked in front of cameras to waddle to the new Air Force One, gifted by Qatar.

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