Blood Type Heinz


Judge Aileen Cannon has dismissed the classified documents trial against Donald Trump. This happened while I was on a flight from Baltimore to Tampa and I was bombarded with messages as soon as I landed.

Now, Trump is using getting shot in the ear to argue that all cases against him should be dismissed in the name of national unity. If Trump can use this to enable him to grift, then I can use it to make fun of him and to again point out how ridiculous the man is.

If you think my cartoons are too harsh, then check out Gary Varvel’s first and second cartoons on the shooting. And they accuse us of having TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome).

Sorry for the short blog, kids. I hasta catch a flight. See you in Milwaukee.

Creative note: This cartoon was started on a train to Baltimore yesterday. I continued to work on it today at the Baltimore airport, colored on the plane, and finished in the Tampa airport, which is also where this blog was written. It’s loud here. Floridians, pssh.

Note: I’m traveling to cover both political conventions, the Republican and the Democratic. The Republicans are up first and I’ll be in Milwaukee next week. If you would like to financially contribute and support this effort, you can donate through PayPal (clayjonz@gmail.com). I’m still trying to think of what I can do to thank contributors and I’m open to suggestions. I should also tell you that my coverage will be from outside the venues as neither party wants me inside their house.

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Tales From The Trumpster Fire: I have five copies and you can order yours, signed by me, for $45.00. You can pay through PayPal to clayjonz@gmail.com. You can also snail it to P.O. Box 3721, Fredericksburg, VA 22402.

Knee-Deep In Mississippi: There are only 16 copies left of my first book, published in 1997. These can be purchased for $40.00

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    1. If you think Varvel’s cartoons are nauseating, you most definitely DO NOT want to see the cartoons drawn by A. F. Branco at ArcaMax dot com. He makes Varvel look positively mild by comparison.

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      1. I’m familiar with Branco. The difference between him and Varvel is that Varvel worked for a legitimate news outlet. He knows what journalism is and what it’s supposed to be. With Trump he has no cynicism at all, just like Branco who’s doesn’t have any real journalism experience. That’s why I find Varvel’s work so disgusting…because he knows better. Branco doesn’t know anything.

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  1. What is happening?????!! Have people truly lost their minds? BTW @clayjones you need to go to the strip clubs because, as Bill Maher said, that is where the GOPeee will probably be found (as opposed to the convention center?).

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    1. I agree – people have lost their minds. Can’t agree or disagree on the strip club thing, that’s not something I’m familiar with. I just woke up and was not aware of Loose Cannon’s latest idiotic act. WTF????? I wonder if Jack Smith can do anything about that? Btw, Clay, the sippy cup today is perfect! LOL!

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  2. I’m getting too old for this shite.

    How many people were shot and killed on the same day fatso got an ouchie on his ear? And the media bust a gut, trying to do, whatever it is they do.

    I’m going to dig a burrow, like a 200 pound groundhog, and when I croak, just backfill the damn thing. Let me rot into the earth.

    gocomics is shutting off comments on any political strip, well that’ll frustrate the trolls.

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  3. *Dyin’* over the Heinz blood donor, Pac-Man and Tears for Ears! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

    Was seriously pissed when I discovered that idiot judge Cannon had dismissed the classified documents case. First words out of my mouth this morning were “Fucking A”. Peaceful Mary, love “Loose Cannon”! Hadn’t heard that before, and will use it going forward if she remains in the picture.

    Gary Varvel? 🙄🥴🤢🤮

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    1. Glad you liked that – I think I stole it from Jeff Tiedrich on Substack. He comes up with some good ones. LOL! Btw, did you see any of the convention today?? The Orange One has a bandage the size of Omaha on his ear – very dramatic! I hate that man with every ounce of passion I can summon up in this heat.

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  4. I am irked to no end that I can’t fuck with tRumpers on go comics. It’s why I went there. What’s the point of a comment forum if you can’t get into a flame war now and then? AT any rate I will continue to read your toons because they are pretty funny.

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