Orange Antichrist


I don’t understand fundamentalists.

They act holier than the rest of us. They claim they’re closer to God, Jesus, angels, etc, etc. They scold us for voting for Democrats who aren’t Jesusy enough. They claim to support family values while excusing a guy who’s a liar, an adulterer, and who’s broken the majority of the Ten Commandments and has never asked for forgiveness. Fundamentalists pray for Trump while worshiping him, ignoring the Commandment that they do not worship another god. Most of all, they ignore all the warnings about the antichrist while worshipping Donald Trump.

The warning is in their favorite book, the Bible. And now, that very same book is being sold by the antichrist.

Donald Trump is selling Trump Bibles for $60 a pop. If he hasn’t deleted all the lines about the antichrist in his Trump Bibles, then the joke truly is on the fundamentalists who purchase these. Now Trump’s probably not the actual antichrist because you’d think Satan would send one who wasn’t such a stupid moronic imbecile but then again, maybe Satan understands the stupidity of MAGAts. You would think Satan would send an antichrist who could charm more than the least intelligent.

The money for these Bibles is just like the money for the golden sneakers, it all goes to Trump. It doesn’t go to a legal defense fund or to his campaign. It goes directly into Trump’s pockets. When are they going to start selling Trump crosses?

I don’t understand how fundamentalists can excuse Trump for grifting off Jesus. Please notice that Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and Joe Biden never grifted their supporters. When Trumpers point to the large crowds at his rallies, they don’t understand that we don’t have to join a cult to support our candidates.

I don’t understand fundamentalists. The only way to truly understand them is to accept they’re all frauds.

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  2. This is great, Clay – and so many wonderful little ‘Easter eggs’ in it! I’m glad I could enlarge it enough to read the sign in the goldfish bowl. LOL! And I love the cloven hooves. You are so very good at your job! You hit the nail on the head every time! And tRump is such a sleeze-ball used car salesman stereo-type (nothing against the guy who sold me my car!)

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    1. Ooh, I missed the cloven hooves . . . nice catch! 

      Love this cartoon . . . hilarious! It’s a shame that the bible isn’t included in the various book bans these days. So few people who claim to be good little fundamentalists don’t follow it, twist its intent, can’t recognize their own hypocrisy, and sometimes use it nefariously.

      The mental image that immediately popped into my head at the idea of a tRump crucifix was a smarmy portrait of him replacing the body of Christ right in the center of it. Now I need some brain bleach!

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  4. https://www.ebay.com/itm/334787939757?chn=ps&_trkparms=ispr%3D1&amdata=enc%3A1J04zmZrVRVi0c4p5PAvgrA6&norover=1&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-117182-37290-0&mkcid=2&mkscid=101&itemid=334787939757&targetid=1584739239494&device=c&mktype=pla&googleloc=9023213&poi=&campaignid=20394831596&mkgroupid=152460476358&rlsatarget=pla-1584739239494&abcId=9317319&merchantid=263813361&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwh4-wBhB3EiwAeJsppCcnjammFeo5KqZvQ8dAGiXsBaQK449ihBu_nF8Z3EnIJsg5ElQtWxoC1EIQAvD_BwE

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  5. Trump’s just getting his karma. He deserves everything he’s got to suffer. He’s not even a politician and yet here he came along and asked for Obama’s birth certificate, remember? Newsweek, made an article saying “Belief Watch: Is Obama the Antichrist?”, you can’t make up what the fundies invent: Newsweek said that the same day as Obama’s election, his state’s lottery drew 666!!!!

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  7. The Democrats are being attacked by the right-wing crazies. It’s non-stop. First they say Obama’s not producing a real birth certificate. They’re racists.

    Then, when that’s not enough, they say Obama’s the Antichrist, because the Illinois Lottery drew 666 the day of Obamas election.

    Duh, so an election means Obama’s the Antichrist.

    Does heaven use a lottery to express itself? Moses used the Burning Bush but that was then and now is now. If Heaven wants to send us a message, there are other ways than a lottery. It can just pick up the phone and talk to us. Lottery? Hum!!!!

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  8. The problem with Trump is that he’s unpredictable and an angry type of guy. he says the most outrageous stuff and always takes a weird angle to everything.

    Take the Jerusalem Embassy thing. Trump used to spout that he was “I’m just the Messenger” at his big-plane-landing-in-front-of-the-crowd rallies in Fly-Over USA.

    I’m exaggerating but I mean we’re looking at the preacher-type guy with a hairdo made up of fake implants that’s asked some surgeion in the 80s, to “Make me look like Elvis Presely’s hair-style.”

    Trump hung out with Michael Jackson, Konye West, Jesse Jackson (that loved the guy), Snopp Dogg, and he admires the rappers who ware part of his scene in the 80s in New York and also part of his culture from the Jamaica Estates area of Queens.

    But Trump’s also a little guy from the suburbs in the boondocks that crossed the River to Manhattan, like John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever. Trump managed to wine and dine with the Democrats mostly…Chuck Schumer, Bill and Hillary were all at his wedding and loved him dearly. Now they hate him because they know he has no respect for agreements. Trump’s like the Sopranoes. Trump’s making it big in the City like the series “Sex in the City”. He’s so predictable and crumby. He’s just a loser. He’s a kind of Travolta. And like all those guys, he’s always ready to make an arse of hisself as soon as he gets a chance to do it. If he really wanted to make himelf look stupid, he’d go to Jerusalem for his *Enormous* Embassy Big Project and speak like an Evangelist prophet and proclaim: “You’re all fired and I’m not only the Messenger, I’m the Doggone Messiah, for Christ’s sake.” He’d really make us look like the fools we are to even let him do politics. Nobody should be allowed to do politics when they’re just here to make themselves look like clowns, orange clowns.

    Basically with Trump we’re faced with an upstart Man from Nowhere, who’s got to get rid of the guy on the block that’s making life difficult for him and tha tguy’s black and is called Obama. But the Don’s as racist as they come. And he’s just doing his street fighting like usual.

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  9. But there’s a logic in Trump’s madness.

    Do you think he’s putting us on?

    Is he a sane person that’s in fact acting the fool? Like a rock star that’s sane, but who acts like a maniac once the stage’s floodlights light up.

    I often think Trump’s a bit like an artist that makes “happenings”/shows just to get a buzz.

    I winder if Trump’s like Frank Zappa that played being a bad boy, but was in fact just acting up to hide the fact that Zappa was in practice an authentic orchestra music composer and a very serious man.

    I searched Trump’s past because he’s strange. Melania also said “People must know who you are.” Trump said his inspiration is a church preacher called Norman Vincent Peale. And Peale taught how to develop self-confidence and how to project that. Trump doesn’t even hide it: he’s proud of it. He explained that Peale taught very specific talking techniques such as repeating very few topics a total of four times in each speech. (Norman Vincent Peale, minister of the Marble Collegiate Church in Manhattan and author of best-seller “The Power of Positive Thinking”)

    I have always been interested in the topic of talking talents. I saw a video by Dilbert creator Scott Adams that explained that Trump was certain to win because he used that talking technique which creates a hypnotic effect on audiences and that Trump used and mastered that technique.

    I’m wondering if Trump’s talking talent will work when he’s in Jerusalem and has to speak about real things and not just about selling marketing strategies like Vincent Peale’s technique. If Trump has to sell the Messiah and Antichrist, he better be at the real tip-top of his game.

    But what about the tin-foil plot believers that say Obama’s the Antichrist, Trump’s never talked about that. Trump was big on Obama’s birth certificate for many years.

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