Marjorie Frees Willy

Hunter Biden showed up unexpectedly at a House Committee hearing Wednesday as Republicans were in the process of holding him in contempt for defying a Congressional subpoena.

This is the second time Hunter Biden has shown up at the Capitol, with the first being December 13, offering to testify in public, but Republicans are demanding that he only testify in a closed-door hearing. But Hunter knows that if he cooperates with a closed-door hearing, Republicans will control the narrative and lie because that’s what they do. These are the same goons currently conducting an impeachment inquiry into his father without any evidence of high crimes or misdemeanors.

Hunter is concerned that if he testifies behind closed doors, Republicans will be selective about what parts of the testimony they’ll release. His lawyer, Abbe Lowell said, “Hunter Biden was and is a private citizen. Despite this, Republicans have sought to use him as a surrogate to attack his father. And, despite their improper partisan motives, on six different occasions since February of 2023, we have offered to work with the House committees to see what and how relevant information to any legitimate inquiry could be provided.”

James Comer, the Chairman of the House Oversight Committee, has continued to claim that President Joe Biden has engaged in criminal activity without providing any evidence while ignoring that Trump violated the Emoluments Clause and collected at least $7.8 million from foreign entities while president (sic). Every time Comer says he’s releasing evidence or damning testimony, he always fails to produce it, or witnesses disappear. Another example of Comer’s dishonesty is that he has claimed any witness can choose to testify publicly or behind closed doors…except Hunter Biden, although in the past, he offered public testimony to Hunter. He’s a liar.

As soon as Hunter sat down in the committee room, Republicans immediately started shouting at him, accusing him of performing a “political stunt,” yet, they subpoenaed him to appear before Congress and there he was. Hunter was literally in the same room with them in the Capitol as they harangued him for not appearing before them in the Capitol.

Republican Nancy Mace said to him, “You are the epitome of White privilege coming into the Oversight Committee, spitting in our face, ignoring a congressional subpoena to be deposed. What are you afraid of?” Yet, he was sitting right there. And also, a white Republican accusing someone else of white privilege? Good job, Karen.

Mace also said, “My first question is who bribed Hunter Biden to be here?,” proving again that Hunter is right not to testify before these lying goons in private.

Democrats called out Mace. Jasmine Crocket, a member of the committee and the Congressional Black Caucus said, “I just want to run it back through to the very beginning because this is something that I just can’t get over. I just can get over the gentlelady from South Carolina talking about white privilege,” Crockett said. “It was a spit in the face, at least of mine as a Black woman, for you to talk about what white privilege looks like, especially from that side of the aisle. Y’all don’t know what white privilege looks like.”

Actually, they do know what white privilege looks like, they just don’t know it when they see it. Also, recognizing white privilege is woke, so good job there, Nancy Mace.

Mace defended herself saying she was previously a ranking member of the Civil Rights and Civil Liberties Subcommittee and takes “great pride as a white female Republican to address the inadequacies in our country.” But then Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez pointed out that Mace disbanded the committee when Republicans took the majority. Oops!

After all that mess and accusing Hunter of performing a “political stunt,” Republicans voted to display pictures of his penis.

Hunter abruptly left as soon as Marjorie Taylor Greene, whose appointment to the House Oversight Committee is a bad joke leftover from Kevin McCarthy’s tenure as Speaker, started speaking. As he was leaving, she yelled, “Apparently you’re afraid of my words. What a coward.” MTG has consistently lied about Hunter and his family daily. This lunatic began her impeachment attempt on President Biden’s first day in office.

Democratic member Ted Lieu asked Republicans over their refusal to allow Hunter to testify in public, “Why are you scared? What are Republicans hiding from the American people?”

And proving Hunter was right to leave, MTG pulled out the nude photos.

Ranking member Jamie Raskin told Greene she could not show pornographic images in the hearing, and reminded everyone in the room that this was the second time she’s produced nude photos of Hunter Biden in a congressional hearing.

At one point while she was displaying the images, Raskin shouted, “This is not ‘The Jerry Springer Show’! This is the United States House of Representatives! Come on!”

Democratic member Jared Moskowitz displayed a large photo of Donald Trump with Jeffrey Epstein which received howls from Republicans. Raskin asked, “Would you accept a pornographic photo?”

Judiciary Committee Chairman Jim Gym Jordan defied a congressional subpoena last year from the House Select Committee investigating Trump’s white nationalist insurrection, which is much more serious than photos of Hunter’s penis, but they didn’t hold him in contempt.

The Justice Department should refuse to charge Hunter for defying a congressional subpoena because he’s offered to cooperate…even on the committee’s original terms. They should also dismiss it because this isn’t a serious matter. Hunter is a private citizen and after years of howling about Biden family corruption, they’ve yet to produce any. This is purely a political stunt to embarrass President Biden. There’s no actual investigation or legislation here.

The Justice Department is currently charging Hunter for illegally purchasing a gun and late payments on taxes. This penis business is just a circus and there’s no better proof of that than the main participant being the goon who stalked survivors of school shootings, stalked congressional colleagues, retweeted death threats to Nancy Pelosi, compared vaccinations to the Holocaust, and created conspiracy theories about Jewish lasers and frazzledrip…not to mention Gazpacho Police and Bill Gate’s Peach Tree Dish.

MTG said, “Democrats should not be offended by pictures that blackout…They should be offended by actual human trafficking.” What human trafficking is she talking about? Comer said the images were likely to be a part of Republicans’ questioning for Hunter, and said, “It’s not pornography, it’s appropriately censored evidence.”

And how is showing pics of Hunter’s penis evidence? Are they going to ask Hunter, “Is this your penis and have you ever used it in a crime?” He should reply, “I used it on your mama last night. Jealous?”

If this was a court of law instead of a Republican shit show, the photos would probably be inadmissible. After all, they were gained from a computer in the hands of Republican operatives like Rudy Giuliani for years. Also, keep in mind that Republicans can’t charge Hunter with anything. They can only refer charges to the Justice Department, which has had copies of the laptop for years. If there was something on it, wouldn’t there have been charges by now?

What would have happened if while they had the majority, Democrats had manufactured a bullshit conspiracy theory that Melania Trump was a spy inserted by Vladimir Putin, and started displaying her nude photos in a congressional hearing. Unlike Hunter Biden, she actually lived in the White House. Also unlike Hunter, we know the nude photos are actually of her and not doctored by political operatives. Republicans would have lost their minds.

But if nothing else, Marjorie Taylor Greene is proof that a woman can be a dick. I’m glad I shouted “Where are the Jewish space lasers?” at her when I ran into her in Georgia.

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