Epstein Island Willie

One thing should be made clear about the impending release of noted deceased pedophiliac millionaire Jeffrey Epstein’s client list and that is, it’s not a list of his clients.

Righ-wing goons, vile morons, idiots, and scumbuckets such as the “anonymous” cartoonist love to use the term “client list” as if the revelation of being an associate of Jefferey Epstein determines automatic guilt of something or other. The implication is that anyone who ever associated with Jeffrey Epstein is a pedophile. There is a list of Epstein’s clients, but clients of what? If you listen to the goons, they’re implying people on the list are clients of rape and pedophilia, but no. They’re clients of his financial firm. Surely, the documents that are about to be unsealed will contain some of Epstein’s former clients, but it doesn’t automatically mean what many in the media, not just from the right wing, are implying. Hiring Jefferey Epstein to manage your money doesn’t make you a pedophile.

The argument the cowardly “anonymous” cartoonist is making is that being on the list does determine guilt and it’s new information to Hillary Clinton that her husband, Bill, is on it. We already knew Bill Clinton was an associate of Epstein because Bill Clinton used to talk about it. He was proud of it and lavished praise on Epstein for being a philanthropist, which in case you’re a scumbucket moron like the “anonymous” cartoonist, isn’t the same thing as a pedophile.

A political cartoonist should understand the issues he or she covers. And maybe the “anonymous” cartoonist, who cowardly hides behind a fake name while violating the ethics policy of every legitimate news outlet (which he also attacks), can claim ignorance because this is mostly a U.S. issue and he doesn’t live in this country (though he pretends to), but there’s no excuse for being a scummy vile poutine-eating white nationalist terrorist-supporting conspiracy theory spreading MAGAt liar.

Scumbucket POSs like the cowardly “anonymous” cartoonist and Marjorie Taylor Greene believe being associated with Epstein means automatic guilt. MTG tweeted an attack on Clinton stating it’s “no surprise at all that Bill Clinton will be named in the Jeffrey Epstein files,” which of course isn’t a surprise since we already knew they were associates though Clinton claims he disassociated with Epstein around 2005. But MTG also tweeted, “Pedophiles belong in jail not on secret government lists.” OK then, if being an associate of Epstein means the person is a pedophile and belongs in jail, lock Donald Trump up.

Goons like the cowardly fraudster “anonymous” cartoonist and MTG only care about one name in the documents, Bill Clinton. They love to ignore the creepy video of Donald Trump and Epstein partying at Mar-a-Lago while ogling and pointing at women. Warning: There are scenes of Trump dancing and biting his lower lip. The ick-Richter scale of this is around 8.

The video doesn’t prove Donald Trump engaged in illegal activities with Epstein, but it’s probably more proof than riding on his plane with Kevin Spacey and Chris Tucker on a philanthropy trip to Africa, which is what Bill Clinton did. In fact, Epstein’s former pilot testified that Bill Clinton AND Donald Trump both flew on his private plane. It’s not like Bill Clinton endorsed mall court aficionado Roy Moore.

Federal court documents will be unsealed at some point today revealing between 150-200 names of people associated in some way with Epstein. If your name is included in these documents, and even if you’re totally innocent, you will have a lot of explaining to do.

One person who probably won’t be on the list is Steamboat Willie, but now that he’s in the public domain, I can put him wherever I want to put him.

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