Let’s Go Who?


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Let’s start the day with honesty. A lot of stuff we said about Donald Trump, myself included, wasn’t very mature. In fact, we were kinda juvenile with it.

Orange Shitgibbon, Orange Julius, Cheeto Jesus, Hair, Fuhrer, Heir Hitler, Heir Ceasar, Diaper Don, Cadet Bone Spurs, Screaming Carrot Demon, Grandpa Fucko, Tangerine Tornado, Mussolini’s Taint, Creep Throat, Shitler, Groper-in-Chief, Trumplethinskin, Drumpf, Fuckface Von Clownstick, Short-Fingered Vulgarian, Adolf Twitler, Putin’s Puppet, Angry Creamsicle, Oompa Loompa, Baby Fingers, Blitzkrieg Bozo, White Kanya, Sniffles the Clown, Bumbledore, Butternut Squash, Cheddar Boy, Sack of Gilded Lunchmeat, Cheeto Benito, Fascist Carnival Barker, Fascist fuckwad, Cinnamon Hitler, Orange Anus, Lady Fingers, and Tiny are all pretty silly nicknames.

However, juvenile they may be, they’re funny, clever, and a hell of a lot better than “Let’s go Brandon.”

What’s “Let’s Go Brandon”? It’s conservatives’ code for “Fuck Joe Biden.” And conservatives say, “The left can’t meme.”

Where did this Brandon shit come from? A NASCAR driver named Brandon won a race and the crowd started chanting, “Fuck Joe Biden.” Why? I don’t know, it’s NASCAR. These are people who sit on top of beer coolers in the sun for five hours in Alabama watching cars drive around in a circle and crash into each other. A redneck winning the race made them want to say, “fuck Joe Biden.” I don’t know why. But, a reporter interviewing the Brandon guy misinterpreted, or tried to cover it for the censors, that the chant was “Let’s go Brandon.” Also, after Brandon won a race, “Let’s go, Brandon” makes more sense at the moment than “Fuck Joe Biden.”

But for the past month or so, conservatives have been tee-heeing to each other that they just dissed the president without liberals knowing. Hee hee hee. Aren’t they clever? They’re owning the libs without the libs knowing what they’re talking about. Good job, conservatives. Hey, your shoes are untied. Made you look! Ha. Ha.

The difference between liberals and conservatives is that when liberals engage in juvenile insults, the insults are usually clever. Also, liberals don’t have to engage in code to insult someone. We don’t say, “Red hen spins a wheel at midnight” when we really mean, “Fuck Trump.” Usually, when we want to express the sentiment that we really don’t like Donald Trump, we say “Fuck Trump.” I’m not going to wink, nod, and nudge-nudge it. I’m going to say, “Fuck Trump.”

Also, our elected leaders should be above this kind of shit, but they’re not. One congressman said, “Let’s go Brandon” on the floor of the House. Ted Cruz said it at an Astros game after being goaded by a fan. Usually, when Ted Cruz says, “Let’s go,” it’s not about Brandon but more like, “Let’s go to Cancun.”

Let me give you another example of how this works: Fuck you, Ted Cruz. Did you misunderstand me? No, you did not because I wasn’t speaking in some stupid code. But just in case you did misunderstand me, “Fuck Ted Cruz.”

Also, how do people who identify as Christians explain their use of this? Take right-wing cartoonist Gary Varvel for example. Granted, he has a history of drawing some racist cartoons and is stupid enough to blame tornadoes on gay marriages, but how does he explain, as a Christian, using “Let’s go Brandon?” How do Christians explain, not just the vulgarity, but the hatefulness of “fuck Joe Biden?” I believe Mr. Varvel teaches a Sunday school class. I challenge Gary Varvel to explain to his class what “Let’s Go Brandon” means and then explain how it’s not hateful toward the president of the United States of America. Gary, I challenge you to explain to your students how you’re not a hypocrite and that Jesus approves of what you’re saying. Did Jesus ever say, “Fuck Pontius Palate?”

And yes, I own being hateful toward Donald Trump. But, in my defense, I really hate Donald Trump. And I don’t hate Donald Trump simply because it amuses me. I hate Donald Trump for what he’s done to this nation. I hate Donald Trump because he’s a racist sexist dumbass traitor to this nation who tried to overthrow an election and install himself as a fascist dictator. Quite frankly, it’s an American patriot’s duty to hate Donald Trump and say, “Fuck Trump.” If you you love America, you will say, “Fuck Trump” with me.

You are more justified to insult someone for trying to destroy democracy than because they defeated your cult leader.

When we insulted Donald Trump with juvenile nicknames, we were insulting a juvenile who also engages in name-calling, though his name-calling is about as clever as, “Let’s go Brandon.”

Conservatives, you think you’re funny and clever, but you’re not. On top of that, you’re cowards. If you want to say, “Fuck Joe Biden,” then say, “Fuck Joe Biden.” And guess what. We don’t care. I’m not going to lose sleep because a bunch of white nationalists has hairs up their racist asses. We understand you can’t get over the fact Biden defeated your cult leader in a democratic election. Wah. Get over it.

I’m a liberal. We’re not cowards with this kind of stuff. When I say, “Fuck Trump,” I want you to know I said, “Fuck Trump.”

Also, I don’t think President Biden should be the one apologizing for what Trump did to the world. The person who should be apologizing for Trump is the man who made him president (sic), Vladimir Putin.

And for that matter, fuck Putin too.

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11 comments

    1. I could fill you in on 20 more great names that weren’t on his list. When you mention as many as he did, going beyond that becomes a waste of time.

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      1. Never a waste of time, lol. Trump wants to be No. 1 in everything he does, so he might as well know all or most of the nicknames he earned over just 4 years in office. I’m betting he is far ahead of his nearest competitor in this category. The lucky thing was, he did only have 4 years.

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  1. I had to laff . . . two days ago, whilst reading RAGING PENCILS, who is as virulent as you [and we] are about drumpf and the rethuglicans, a pop-up advert came on for . . . t-shirts with this phrase on it. I’d no idea what THAT was about, so I had to look it up.

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  2. Reblogged this on It Is What It Is and commented:
    Where did this come from? It’s all here … “Conservative, you think you’re funny and clever, but you’re not. On top of that, you’re cowards. If you want to say, “Fuck Joe Biden,” then say, “Fuck Joe Biden.” And guess what. We don’t care. I’m not going to lose sleep because a bunch of white nationalists has hairs up their racist asses. We understand you can’t get over the fact Biden defeated your cult leader in a democratic election. Wah. Get over it.”

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  3. ….white nationalists has hairs up their racist asses.
    ….has HARES up their racist asses.
    Look it up. It’s all about Wild Hares.
    Hmmm…this comment doesn’t seem to wanna post 😕

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  4. ….white nationalists has hairs up their racist a$$e$.
    ….has HARES up their racist a$$e$.
    Look it up. It’s all about Wild Hares.
    Hmmm…this comment doesn’t seem to wanna post 😕

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  5. There are things that make sense and then there are the things drunks yell at Nascar race tracks where “cars go really really fast in circles a whole lot of times”. When drunken chants become the right wing stupids calling card … it brings back the memory of those commercials that end with, “…a mind is a terrible thing to waste”. The trump cult, his GOP, reinforces and chisels into stone their stereotypical number ONE characteristic: pure and unbridled willful ignorance and stupidity.
    Great cartoon and blog Clay

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