Revoked Rudy


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Rudy Giuliani, former mayor of New York City and former top prosecutor in Manhattan had his license to practice law revoked, at least temporarily. Does this mean he can’t charge the Trump Campaign (it still exists) $20,000 a day to spread their election lies?

A New York court ruled on Thursday that he made “demonstrably false and misleading statements” while fighting to overturn the 2020 presidential election on behalf of Donald Trump. He faces being disabarred.

Here’s something amusing: There’s a social media meme claiming Michelle Obama lost her law license. It’s not true, but you have to love that this shit always turns around on the right-wing liars. Don’t you love it?

Rudy didn’t just “mislead.” He lied. He lied to the press, the public, in courts, and in state legislatures. Rudy Giuliani is a liar. Rudy has a laptop in his possession he claims belongs to Hunter Biden. That’s probably a lie too.

Rudy conducted false-flag operations to get Ukraine to investigate Joe Biden’s son in order to smear Trump’s most dangerous rival. Being afraid of Joe Biden was the only thing Rudy was right about. Rudy spread lies all the way from Ukraine to state legislatures to parking lots outside dildo stores. His running hair dye couldn’t keep up with the running lies. He also loudly farted during hearings before state legislatures. That doesn’t really have anything to do with this but I just like mentioning it again.

Rudy claimed there was widespread voter fraud (there wasn’t) and that voting machines were rigged (they were not). The court said Rudy’s actions represented an “immediate threat” to the public and he had “directly inflamed” the tensions that led to the white nationalist terrorist attack on the Capitol on behalf of Donald Trump. Rudy screamed that day at the hate rally, “Let’s have trial by combat.”

The decision also said, “The seriousness of respondent’s uncontroverted misconduct cannot be overstated. This country is being torn apart by continued attacks on the legitimacy of the 2020 election and of our current president, Joseph R. Biden.”

Fortunately for Rudy, he doesn’t need a law license to continue being a national security risk or to go on Hannity and lie his saggy old balls off. There’s also no license requirement for public farting.

What’s going to be amusing is that in order to get his license back, he’ll probably have to admit Joe Biden is the duly-elected and legitimate president of the United States of America. That’s gonna leave a mark.

Rudy is also licensed to practice law in Washington, D.C, but that one may fall too. He’s also under criminal investigations by the office he once led in Manhattan. It may be a hard sell that you should have your law license back while you’re in prison. Maybe in prison he’ll be able to reminisce and catch up with people he sent there. Won’t that be nice?

Laura, one of my proofreaders told me after seeing this, Rudy gives bats a bad name. That is true. Bats put out way less guano.

A fun zoological tidbit: Another animal that produces guano is the Peruvian Booby. Also, Rudy farts.

Creative note: This cartoon actually makes me a little dizzy…or maybe it’s the Rudy farts.

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14 comments

    1. I understand why you can’t get back on utube. You get triggered by simple facts directed at others and you become irrational and intrusive towards those facts. Ask me how I know! Go ahead, ask me. Sorry, I’m just butting in where I was never invited. This should feel familiar for you 😆

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  1. Reblogged this on It Is What It Is and commented:
    I need to share and LAUGH!! … “A New York court ruled on Thursday that he made “demonstrably false and misleading statements” while fighting to overturn the 2020 presidential election on behalf of Donald Trump. He faces being disabarred.”

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  2. Best yet 👏👌 Rudy’s looking like he’s in his natural environment. “Old Bat”
    Question? Does the brown still oozfrom his Skull 💀 ? (Bad Dye job )

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    1. Rudy just does a bad job all around. Dyes, lies, tRumpy cries. Plain and simple, he sucks. Too bad for him that he couldn’t suck that oozing dye back in his head before the USA was exposed to that nastiness. Rudy is a fkn tool, don’t let anyone tell you any different. Cuz if they do, they’re fkn liars just as he is. You will never see truth more truthfully spoken than this. You’re Welcome.

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    1. Hey Andréa (woohoo!!! I got it right this time!!!… up your’s, WordPress!!!),

      The linked article states that Florida has a Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services.

      “Agriculture and Consumer Services”.

      Together.

      That could explain a lot.

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  3. “ He also loudly farted during hearings before state legislatures. That doesn’t really have anything to do with this but I just like mentioning it again.”

    So why didn’t you draw him farting at the bats?
    You usually draw him farting along with his dripping hair dye. Did the SPCA hit you with an injunction?

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  4. Ooooops… WordPressed Again!!!

    I accidentally posted this reply to Clay’s post for June 18!!!
    My bad!!!

    So Clay draws a Graphic Editorial about Rudy’s suspension, and Andréa (woohoo!!! I got it right again!!!) links to an article about some of the other Professional Liars having troubles in Floria.

    So why has no one else commented on the Tweet that I linked to last week on June 18?

    “The federal judge who booted the Michigan “Kraken” suit wants every lawyer whose name appeared on court filings in that case to show up in court on July 6.

    There are multiple sanctions motions before her.”

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