Yes. Trump Bear is a real thing. A reader of mine didn’t know that until I included Trumpy Bear in a cartoon last week. The commercials can be found late at nights, around the same time as those freaky My Pillow, catheter, and bent penis commercials. No, they’re not selling bent penises, yet.
Any of those products would make a suitable gift for the shitweasel on your Christmas list, but Trump Bear is Trumpian. He’s made in China, doesn’t have a brain, and looks ridiculous. Only thing is, I wouldn’t let it sleep with your child because I just wouldn’t trust it.
I think everyone who voted for Donald Trump, or a Republican in the midterms, should get a Trumpy Bear, and nothing but Trump Bear. Of course, those sick twisted bastards might just enjoy it.
Though I do feel sorry for the Nazi children who have nothing to look forward to on Christmas morning except for Trumpy Bear and that Lego Knockoff Build A Wall kit.
Be Complicit
You can purchase a signed print of this cartoon.
Watch me draw.
For another laff: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9qv8RSreIM
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Andrea,
Thanks(?) for the link.
Unfortunately, I couldn’t laugh because I had a fit of Uncontrollable Projectile Vomiting and it got all over everything.
I know you meant well, but I’m gonna need to send you my cleaning bill. 😉
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I know what you mean – but laffing beats crying (and I’d be curious how many of these are sold). If I’d seen this on TV (which we don’t have, thankfully), I’d’ve thought it was a parody, like SNL or Sasha Baron Cohen’s work.
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Your mentioning Sasha Baron Cohen made me suddenly realize that everything that has happened since 2015 was actually the work of Sasha Baron Cohen.
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Trump is now un-parody-able.
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