
When I saw the quote scroll across my news feed, “You don’t know until you test it, but I think, I really believe I would have run in there even if I didn’t have a weapon,” I couldn’t help myself.
Forgive my cynicism, but I don’t have much faith that Donald Trump, Mr. five-deferments, Captain Bone-Spurs, and can’t-criticize-Putin, would go rushing into a shooting situation. Donald Trump has never cared about anything except Donald Trump.
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He can just never stop sounding like that guy you avoid at a bar, bloviating on about how much he knows and how much he’ll do. Somebody take away this guy’s keys.
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Thanks. You made my afternoon.
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And the comments on Twitter and Facebook in response to reports of this had me laughing so much it was hard to breathe.
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GREAT!!!! Fun to watch…keep it up!
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I thought this was just something Andy Borowitz made up.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-orders-parade-to-celebrate-his-hypothetical-act-of-heroism-in-florida-school
Then I saw Clay’s cartoon.
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Personally, I think that in that kind of a situation I would expect to find him sitting in a corner sucking his thumb and whimpering, after having wet himself.
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I thought the segment on “The Last Word with Lawrence O’Donnell” summed Bump up as to who he is (though there are tons). A news clip showing him trying to scurry that 300lb cheeseburger eating lard A$$ up Air Force One’s steps, hanging on for dear life to a large black umbrella (in torrential wind & rain) while his 12 year old son is running behind him like a drowned rat in the pouring rain along with his mother… That’s him, more worried about his ridiculous hairdo than his wife and child. The only thing he’s willing to save at all costs is his friggin name (vanity) and the last selling cheeseburger in the joint!
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