What’s good for business apparently is internet providers prying into your personal business.
Google, Facebook, and other companies already collect your information and search history. That’s why if you buy your diapers for your niece’s new baby you continue to see diaper ads all over Facebook for the next month. But now Congress has passed a bill that will let internet providers sell your search history. I’m sure you have nothing to worry about because you’re not the type to visit Pornhub.
Not only will companies like Comcast and Verizon be selling your info, they’ll be competing with Facebook and Google for those sales. So it’s on. Even pop-up blockers and anti-tracking software may not even be able to hide you as your VPN can sell you out.
Perhaps our only hope is that President Trump will share Obama’s concern for your privacy and not sell you out to the highest bidder. Happy April Fools!
Is “goat tickling” a thing?
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