Dying On Tulsa Time


Tulsa, Oklahoma, June 20, 2020. Come for the Trump hate. Leave with the Trump virus. Either way, you're one infected sycophantic Kool-Aid goose-stepping troglodyte. Donald Trump does not care about his supporters. If you're one of them, he does not care about you. The proof of this is him holding a rally today that he... Continue Reading →

Classified Lies


You can't say Donald Trump isn't qualified for the presidency because a lot of people wrote books about how awful he is. Every president has had that. But no president has been criticized as much or as harshly as Donald Trump has been by people who worked for him. While Donald Trump can call them... Continue Reading →

MAGA Inside You


As it turns out, there is a cure for anything that ails you. Don't look for it. Donald Trump has the answer to the coronavirus. He said, "If we stop testing right now, we’d have very few cases if any." That means if you don't weigh yourself, then you didn't put on any pounds during... Continue Reading →

Hater Waiver


Against the advice of health officials, the city of Tulsa, and a lot of people who are a lot smarter than he is, Donald Trump is proceeding with his hate rally in Oklahoma, now scheduled for June 20 after caving in to pressure not to display his racism by having it on Juneteenth. Donald Trump... Continue Reading →

Slippery When Stupid


Gerald Ford was a clumsy president. And I'm not talking with policy though that Nixon pardon was a huge mess, but Ford literally fell down the steps of Air Force One. He had a bum knee from playing college football and maybe the steps were wet. Shit happens, right? But he also fell UP the... Continue Reading →

Systemic Racism


Here’s your cartoon for CNN’s weekly newsletter, Provoke/Persuade. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday for the rest of your life. Larry Kudlow, the Director of the United States National Economic Council, says systemic racism doesn't exist in the United States. Kudlow told reporters last Wednesday, "I don't believe there's systemic racism in the... Continue Reading →

Roughing It, Volume 50


Here are the roughs from the week before. There are too many. In this case, it's an idea I wasn't sure of. But I guess I was wrong. CNN wanted it and a lot of people leaving comments liked it too. One person praised the tie which is something I nearly forgot to include. My... Continue Reading →

For The Birds


I live in Fredericksburg, Virginia, a little city built on history. George Washington grew up here. His sister and her husband built a home here. George bought his mother a home here where she lived until her death. But Fredericksburg may be more famous for the two battles staged here during the Civil War (unless... Continue Reading →

Just A Good Ole Boy


Despite all his faults, Donald Trump is still the best president of the Confederacy since Jefferson Davis. The American Civil War started at Fort Sumter in South Carolina. On April 11, 1861, when Confederate Brigadier General Pierre Beauregard attacked the U.S. fort, commanded by Major Robert Anderson. Today, Beauregard, the guy attacking a United States... Continue Reading →

The Pusher Provocateur


The reason Donald Trump is NOT my president isn't that I don't like him or disagree with his politics. George W. Bush was my president and I didn't like him. Donald Trump is not my president because he's not a president. Donald Trump hasn't taken one moment to be presidential. I found it funny that... Continue Reading →

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