You know that famous quotation written by Martin Niemöller, a German who initially welcomed Adolph Hitler and the Third Reich...then turned against it when he realized what was coming. His quotation goes: "First they came for the socialists and I did not speak out because I was not a socialist. "Then they came for the... Continue Reading →
Trump Nerd
Is it plausible Donald Trump cheated on his SATs? I think it's implausible he knows how to spell "SAT." CNN obtained a copy of Mary Trump's book, "Too Much and Never Enough: How My Family Created the World's Most Dangerous Man." And so far, the biggest revelation from Trump's niece that doesn't surprise anyone is... Continue Reading →
Germin’ With Herman
I don't care who you are or if you're a Republican or a Democrat when it comes to science. You should listen to scientists, not politicians. You should especially listen to scientists over stupid politicians. While Donald Trump and his surrogates keep downplaying the seriousness of the coronavirus and put a happy spin on it,... Continue Reading →
Stupid American
Here's your cartoon for this week's CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday. Europeans often look down on Americans and make fun of us. That in itself may be more of a stereotype and a joke than it is real...or at least it was before Donald Trump became... Continue Reading →
Here Comes The Worm
Yesterday, the White House Coronavirus Task Force held their first briefing in 8 weeks. You do remember those, right? As it turns out, Dr. Deborah Birx has not been abducted by aliens. These briefings were ended after Donald Trump suggested everybody drink bleach and Drano to kill the coronavirus. But, the administration was forced to... Continue Reading →
Liberty Pants
A couple days ago, a journalist for one of the major cable news networks was talking to an official in Arizona about masks being worn at Donald Trump's hate rally in a megachurch. The hate rally inside a church was to be held in Phoenix, a city that mandated facemasks to be worn in public,... Continue Reading →
Dying On Tulsa Time
Tulsa, Oklahoma, June 20, 2020. Come for the Trump hate. Leave with the Trump virus. Either way, you're one infected sycophantic Kool-Aid goose-stepping troglodyte. Donald Trump does not care about his supporters. If you're one of them, he does not care about you. The proof of this is him holding a rally today that he... Continue Reading →
Hater Waiver
Against the advice of health officials, the city of Tulsa, and a lot of people who are a lot smarter than he is, Donald Trump is proceeding with his hate rally in Oklahoma, now scheduled for June 20 after caving in to pressure not to display his racism by having it on Juneteenth. Donald Trump... Continue Reading →
Skanks For The Memories
Last week, Donald Trump yelled that churches are essential and demanded all the nation's governors to reopen the churches in their states. If they won't do it, he'll override them and force the churches to reopen. Churches are essential dammit. White evangelicals praised Donald Trump for declaring churches essential. Why, he's their white knight of... Continue Reading →
An Incalculable Loss
During Memorial Day weekend, while the U.S. death toll from the coronavirus was nearing 100,000, and after he had called for the reopening of the nation's churches, Donald Trump was playing golf. In fact, he hit the course that he owns in Virginia, twice. Quite frankly, I'm surprised he felt confident enough about his safety... Continue Reading →