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I’m going to start with this which I stole from someone, so I apologize now: “My deepest thoughts and deductibles to the family. Unfortunately my condolences are out of network and it isn’t deemed medically necessary.”
I was preparing my budget for the forthcoming year and received notification from my medical insurance – United Healthcare Medicare Advantage in the state that hosts the convicted felon and which is governed by doctor wedgey white-boots possible next Secretary of Defense – which advised me my monthly premiums had gone up from $195 to $345 per month. This might not be much to many people, but it is a huge dent in my fixed income. I had to scramble for a new medical insurance and let me advised you, the information is very, very, very, very difficult to find in order to compare plans. I tried to find the best of the expensive and poor options available. And problems started immediately – the new medical insurance got so many things wrong with my application I thought I was blacklisted. I believe I am now registered with the new medical insurance which is NOT United Healthcare. So now I have to wait for the medical misfortunes that will befall me in the new year when I try to use my new medical insurance. FYI – everywhere, everywhere on the paper work provided, it warns me I CANNOT use an out-of-network provider – unless I am dying and even then the insurance has the right to refuse payment. The justification is I might not know I am dying because I am not a medical professional, which they are, so my claim and therefore payment will be denied. I hope I am not dying….
So United Healthcare and the person killed – My deepest thoughts and deductibles to the family. Unfortunately my condolences are out of network and it isn’t deemed medically necessary.
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