Donald Trump has always believed himself to be better than anyone, so much so that he sees himself as royalty.
When he lied and claimed President Obama “bugged” Trump Tower, he said it was treason. If Obama had bugged Trump Tower (he didn’t), why would it be treason? Treason can only be committed during war and betraying your nation. Bugging Trump Tower would be a betrayal of this Nation? I don’t understand why it would be treason or a betrayal of our nation since it supposedly happened before Trump was president (sic).
Trump also attacked people who he deems are not loyal to him. He refers to Liz Cheney and Adam Kinzinger as “bad” Republicans, not because they turned against the nation or the Republican Party, but because they chose the nation over Trump.
The Supreme Court has decided that crimes a president commits can’t be prosecuted if they were “official” acts. They say presidents have immunity. Trump thinks it goes so far that he has immunity for laws he broke before he was president (sic).
Trump’s lawyers are arguing that the guilty verdict he received for illegally covering up his payments to Stormy Daniels was an “official” act, so he has immunity. But the thing is, Trump initiated this scheme BEFORE he was president.
The entire purpose of the plot was to hide that he boinged a porn star from voters. He didn’t care if they found out after he won (or stole in his case with Putin’s help) the election. He paid his fixer, Michael Cohen back after he was in the White House (sic), but how in the hell is paying off a porn star an “official” act. Was it an “official” act when he raw-dogged a porn star in a Las Vegas hotel room while his wife was pregnant?
How is paying off a porn star important for our nation?
You really have to think you’re a king to believe “official” acts include crimes involving your penis.
Also, by Trump’s logic, his infidelity was treason to Melania.
Creative note: I did not write this cartoon in my sleep, but I kept dreaming about it. The detail I kept dreaming about was partitioning it into four panels in Procreate on my iPad as if it was an upcoming challenge when it wasn’t.
Because I wanted the colors consistent in each panel, I colored Trump last. After everything else was colored, I colored his jacket in all four panels, then the red in the flag pin, sippy cup handles, and tie, then the blue on the flag and sippy, then his skin tone, then his face.
Music note: I was in a Foo Fighters mood.
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I hope he argues immunity until he is blue in the face, from choking on a Mickey D hamberder!
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Very Creative and Fun Cartoon!
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Was it an “official” act when he raw-dogged a porn star in a Las Vegas hotel room while his wife was pregnant?
Of course not, but in the interest of being factual, Barron Trump was spawned in on 20 March 2006, and the orange shitgibbon’s fateful encounter with Ms Daniels was in July of 2006. So Melania wasn’t pregnant, but she may have been nursing (not that that makes it any better).
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Just thought this was an appropriate quoate.
“Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron’s cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience. They may be more likely to go to Heaven yet at the same time likelier to make a Hell of earth. This very kindness stings with intolerable insult. To be “cured” against one’s will and cured of states which we may not regard as disease is to be put on a level of those who have not yet reached the age of reason or those who never will; to be classed with infants, imbeciles, and domestic animals.”
― C.S. Lewis, God in the Dock: Essays on Theology (Making of Modern Theology)
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Trump’s encounter with Ms. Daniels that was the focus of the hush money occurred in July of 2006; Barron Trump was born in March of 2006, so Melania Trump was no longer pregnant. That doesn’t make it less despicable – maybe even worse.
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As Clay states the hush money episode occured before he the convicted felon was president. Why is there any question they should not go ahead with his sentencing and jail him? Ah wait – whataboutism and misdirection and lies and untruths…
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