Botox Santos

Yesterday, the House Ethics Committee revealed that lying imposter Representative George Santos spent tens of thousands of dollars of campaign funds for personal benefits. This is money supporters donated to elect him to Congress.

According to the report, he spent $6,000 at an Italian luxury fashion house for shoes, $800 at a casino, paid his rent, withdrew another $800, from an ATM near his Queens apartment, and had $20,000 wired to him from the campaign without telling the Federal Election Commission.

They also found that the campaign paid for trips to the casinos in Atlantic City and the Hamptons, purchases at the French fashion house Hermès, Botox treatments, and subscriptions to the porn site Onlyfans.

The investigating panel wrote, “Representative Santos sought to fraudulently exploit every aspect of his House candidacy for his own personal financial profit. He blatantly stole from his campaign. He deceived donors into providing what they thought were contributions to his campaign but were in fact payments for his personal benefit.”

Santos said it was a biased report designed to smear him and his family, but he’s decided not to run for reelection anyway.

So why is Santos retiring from Congress?

Is it A, to focus on defending himself from the 23-count federal indictment that includes charges he stole from his donors and falsified campaign filings?
Is it B, to spend more time on Onlyfans?
Or is it C, so he can flee the country before he gets sent to prison?

If it’s C, he can’t flee to Brazil because he’s probably facing criminal charges there too.

And as corrupt as Santos is, House Republicans don’t want to expel him because they need his vote. The lack of ethics isn’t just a Santos thing. Corruption is a Republican thing.

I don’t think there’s enough Botox in the world to fix this Pinocchio’s nose.

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