Bobo Bobo Bobo

Lauren Boebert, the dumbest stupidest most ignorant person in the House of Representatives was kicked out…of a theater. Darn it. I know. You were hoping she was kicked out of Congress. Unfortunately, being a yeehaw fucknut dumbass racist isn’t grounds to be removed from Congress.

What happened was… Bobo went to see the musical Beetlejuice at a theater in Denver. Yes, the musical is based on the movie, and if you had to ask, you’re still not as dumb as Boebert. But during the play, the 36-year-old anti-birth control and anti-sex education grandmother was accused of vaping, singing, recording the show, and being disruptive during the performance.

The incident report says the patrons were issued a warning during intermission after three complaints were made by other patrons about their behavior. Surveillance footage shows Boebert and an unidentified man being escorted from their seats with Boebert arguing with an usher while giving him the finger that says he’s number one.

While being escorted out, Boebert howled “Do you know who I am?” and “I will be contacting the mayor.” Hopefully, the mayor responds by telling her she’s number one.

That’s serious white privilege Karen shit right there, “Do you know who I am?”. Hopefully, Bobo’s voters are now starting to know who she is, just how dumb she is, and that she’s a major laughingstock for them, and kick her out of Congress in 2024. She barely retained her seat in 2020. I bet Boebert is the kind of person who goes to the movies and complains about how loud Black people are.

Boebert’s campaign manager confirmed she was kicked out and said in a statement, “I can confirm the stunning and salacious rumors: in her personal time, Congresswoman Lauren Boebert is indeed a supporter of the performing arts (gasp!) and, to the dismay of a select few, enthusiastically enjoyed a weekend performance of Beetlejuice.”

He denied that Boebert was vaping during Beetlejuice, saying that heavy fog machines and electronic cigarettes were used during the show, so there might have been “a misunderstanding from someone sitting near her.” Yeah, a misunderstanding from multiple people near her. She probably blames her farts on dogs.

I wasn’t sitting next to her but I was annoyed and irritated by her from all the way here in Virginia.

Here’s the thing, kids. Boebert is a rude person on social media. She’s rude, ignorant, stupid, and entitled. She’s heckled one of her colleagues in an elevator once. She promotes lies and conspiracy theories. She’s a bigot. She supported the white nationalist insurrection and even tweeted during it to guide the terrorists to Nancy Pelosi’s location. She even copies off other racist stupid MAGA goons in the House. Even Marjorie Taylor Greene has called her a “bitch.” That’s not my word for her, that’s from one of her MAGAt female colleagues. She is a horrible vile rancid ignorant and stupid person. So it’s very easy to believe she’s guilty of all the accusations from the Beetlejuice performance. If you told me she was in the theater grilling sardines, I would believe you.

Boebert has been arrested multiple times and once claimed during one of her “illegal arrests” that she had “friends” at Fox News.

Boebert’s mother accused Stan Lane, a professional wrestler of being Bobo’s father, and not wanting any of that shit, he took TWO paternity tests to prove he wasn’t. One of these tests was earlier this year. Remember, wrestling is fake but he didn’t want people to believe he was Boebert’s father. Sergeant Slaughter once portrayed a traitor to the United States and ally to Saddam Hussien during the Gulf War, but portraying Boebert’s father would probably be too low for him.

The Buell Theater, the venue hosting the musical, cautioned that it “contains strong language, mature references, and a lot of the crazy, inappropriate stuff you would expect from a deranged demon.” And don’t get them started on Beetlejuice.

Creative note: I started this morning with the intention of doing a cartoon on either McCarthy’s call to impeach President Biden or Kim/Putin meeting, two much more serious subjects. But I love Beetlejuice and when this idea hit, I had to do it even knowing it’s possible, maybe probably, that someone else will do the same idea. But I knew my readers would react to this as I already had a couple tell me they wanted to see me do something on this. Hey, say “Claytoonz” three times, and maybe I’ll draw on the subject you’re requesting.

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