Loser Kicks USA

The Women’s World Cup has given us another excellent example of the differences between President Joe Biden and the three-time indicted so far former president (sic) Donald Trump.

After Team USA lost to Sweden on Sunday, President Biden tweeted, “I’m looking forward to seeing how you continue to inspire Americans with your grit and determination — on and off the field.”

Donald Trump “truthed” that the loss was “fully emblematic of what is happening to our once great Nation under Crooked Joe Biden. Many of our players were openly hostile to America — No other country behaved in such a manner, or even close. WOKE EQUALS FAILURE. Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!! MAGA.”

The contrast here is that Joe Biden is a decent person while Donald Trump is a steaming pile of donkey excrement. In case you’re not aware of it, teams representing the USA during Trump’s presidency (sic) also lost games, but none probably lost as badly as Donald Trump lost to Joe Biden in the 2020 election.

If “woke equals failure,” then why did Trump lose in 2020? He’s certainly not woke. He’s a tiny-finger close-minded racist sexist fascist troglodyte.

At the very least, Donald Trump should learn a lesson from the women’s soccer team. After they lost, they congratulated their opponents and walked off the field with pride. The team tweeted to its fans, “Your unwavering support means a lot to us.” They didn’t claim they were cheated. They didn’t claim the match was stolen from them. They didn’t demand the referees to find them 11,780 more goals. They didn’t start a riot. The women conducted themselves with grace, class, and dignity.

Donald Trump used the loss to once again attack women.

Megyn Kelly said that Megan Rapinoe “poisoned the entire team against the country for which they play.”

Right-wing goon Brigitte Gabriel said, “I love America and that’s why I am rooting against the woke U.S. Women’s National Soccer Team this year.”

The right-wing newspaper Washington Examiner recently accused the women’s national soccer team of appearing “far more concerned pushing a woke agenda regarding equal pay for female athletes and the rights of L.G.B.T. citizens than they have been with winning games.”

Dear Washington Examiner, you can do both. You can play a game while using the podium it gives you to advocate for social justice. You guys don’t seem to have a problem advocating for racist and regressive policies. The Washington Examiner appears far more concerned about pushing bullshit agendas than publishing a quality newspaper.

I’m never going to have my work in the Washington Examiner.

Donald Trump said our nation is going to Hell while cheering against it (he should put that on a hat). This is reminiscent of the time he said “I don’t like people who get captured,” referring to John McCain when he said the veteran and senator wasn’t a war hero, then changed it to him being a war hero only because he was captured and became a prisoner of war.

Donald Trump also feuded with another Gold Star family. He’s praised Putin while criticizing an American president. He cheered for Russia over a democracy. He won the 2016 Electoral College only with the help of Russia. He’s rooted for other dictators, even saying “we fell in love” when talking about Kim Jong Un. He handed over state secrets to Russian officials while they were in the Oval Office. He kissed Vladimir Putin’s ass on the world stage at a summit in Finland. He tried to destroy NATO. He’s currently in bed with Saudi Arabia, a regime that murdered a journalist, by allowing it to stage golf tournaments at his bedbug-infested golf resorts.

Here’s the thing, MAGA World…you can be pro-Trump and you can be pro-USA, but you can’t be both. If you’re rooting for Trump, like Brigitte Gabriel, you’re rooting against America.

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