Law-and-Order President


One of the topics this morning on the news is whether or not Donald Trump knew he lost the 2020 election. It’s stupid. Donald Trump is not a toddler, dog, canary, or in a vegetative state. The defense here is that he’s a baby who can’t understand very simplistic facts like he lost the 2020 election.

In fact, 69 percent of the GOP are toddlers because that’s the percentage who believe he won the 2020 election. This is probably the same number that will vote for a guy to keep him out of prison. That’s not a good reason to vote for someone.

Donald Trump didn’t just try to steal the 2020 election, he tried to deny the rights of 80 million Americans who voted against him, who voted for Joe Biden. Donald Trump believes his supposed right to remain in power after losing an election comes before the voting rights of 80 million Americans. Americans deserve not to have their votes canceled. This is actually how the Republican Party has been working for decades, believing the rights of their voters (white people) should come before the majority of voters.

Donald Trump, you lost the 2020 election. Pull your pants up, wipe your nose, stop crying, and accept it like an adult.

As for other fun facts: U.S. magistrate judge, Moxila Upadhyaya, presiding over Trump’s arraignment is a Biden appointee. The judge assigned to the trial, Tanya Chutkan, is an Obama appointee. Both judges are women. Both are minorities. Judge Chutkan, who is a U.S. District judge, was born in Jamaica. Judge Upadhyaya was born in India. I’m sure the sex and race of both judges will weigh in on GOP outrage, who are already upset that an Obama appointee has been assigned the trial and believe that’s a sign of corruption, while a Trump appointee overseeing the trial in Florida is all honky-dory. These people wouldn’t be happy unless Clarence Thomas was assigned the trial.

Judge Chutkan is the only judge in Washington who has handed sentences to Jan. 6 defendants longer than the Justice Department had requested. Oh, goody.

Another argument in Trump’s defense is that lying he won the 2020 election is his right to freedom of speech. He’s not being prosecuted for exercising his right to free speech, but if the legal defense is he was lying, that cancels out his claims, which he’s still truthing out today, that he won the 2020 election.

Trump claimed today that he’s fighting for Americans by being indicted, but nobody in this nation has a right to steal an election or deny other Americans their rights. That’s like claiming he’s fighting for your right to steal classified documents and show them off to women without security clearances in order to impress them. His argument in that detail is that once again, he was lying.

That’s the blog for today, kids. It’s time for me to go downtown.

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  1. Trump tells his followers, “I am being indicted for you.” Does that mean that he thinks that his followers are all criminals who deserve indictment themselves?

    I finally finished this and have to share it:

    Tonight’s the night we’re gonna make it happen
    Tonight, we’ll put all other things aside
    Give in this time I’ll show you disaffection
    We’re going for legal measures in the night

    I want to shove you, seal you
    Wrap cell bars around you
    I want to squeeze you, sleaze you
    I just can’t get enough
    And if you move real slow, I’ll make you go

    You’re so indicted, and you just can’t hide it
    You’re about to lose control, and I think I like it
    You’re so indicted, and you just can’t hide it
    And I know, I know, I know, I know
    I know I’ll hunt you

    You shouldn’t even think about tomorrow
    Sweet sentences will last a long, long time
    You’ll have a long time, baby, don’t you worry
    And if you’re still playing ’round, boy, that’s ’nother fine
    You might also hate
    ‎the way things go
    ​beabadoobee
    Did you know that there’s a tunnel under Leavenworth
    Some might say
    Lose yourself
    But you’re too fat to crawl through

    You’re so indicted, and you just can’t hide it
    You’re about to lose control, and I think I like it
    You’re so indicted, and you just can’t hide it
    And I know, I know, I know, I know
    I know I’ll hunt you, I’ll hunt you, I’ll hunt you

    I want to shove you, seal you
    Wrap cell bars around you
    I want to squeeze you, sleaze you
    I just can’t get enough
    And if you move real slow, I’ll make you go

    You’re so indicted, and you just can’t hide it
    You’re about to lose control, and I think I like it
    You’re so indicted, and you just can’t hide it
    And I know, I know, I know, I know
    I know I’ll hunt you, hunt you

    You’re so indicted (Look what I’ve done to you)
    And you just can’t hide it (I’ve got you burning up)
    You’re about to lose control and I think I like it (Oh, oh, oh, oh, ow!)
    You’re so indicted (How did I get to you?)
    And you can’t deny it (you’ve got to give it up)
    You know (Oh, oh, oh, oh ow!)
    I know I’ll hunt you
    You’re so indicted (Look what I’ve done to you)
    Oh, boy (I’ve got you burning up)
    Oh, oh, oh, oh, ow!
    You’re so indicted
    (How did I get to you?)
    Look at me (I’ve got to give it up)
    Oh, oh, oh, oh ow!
    You’re so indicted
    (Look what I do to you, I’ve got you burning up)
    Oh, oh, oh, oh, ow!

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    1. “Trump tells his followers, “I am being indicted for you.” “

      Sounds familiar… Where have I heard that before?… Oh! I’ve got it!!! “I am dying for your sins”!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

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  2. I was on my way back to my Minnesota home when I was passed by a white pickup on a Illinois freeway. The back gate had a very well done illustration of that famous photo of Trump embracing the flag with the banner “Trump Won!” There were more writings but I couldn’t read them at that speed. It all looked very professionally done. All I could do was shake my head.

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    1. Non-MAGAt judges know how to be impartial They didn’t cross their fingers behind their backs while taking their oaths. MAGAt judges, on the other hand, act like two year-olds, not listening to what they are told to say, and therefore acting out by doing the opposite of what they agreed to!

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