A Full Hell


My proofreader Laura asked me if “you got it, dude” was a catchphrase from the Bob Saget sitcom “Full House.” Of course, it is, but I had to look it up. I swear. I didn’t even remember they were the Tanner family until this week and can’t tell you a single name of any of the characters except DJ. And I don’t know which one was DJ.

I did run across the show a few times and knew it was the type of thing that’d make me nauseous because when I ran across it, it made me nauseous. It was just a godawful horrible show. And when I heard one of the actors, Dave Coulier, might be the inspiration for Alanis Morrisette’s “You Outta Know,” it kinda ruined the song for me.

But, I did like Bob Saget. He was a very funny comedian and listening to him on a radio show years ago gave me the impression he was a really good guy. When the host of the show, I can’t remember who cracked a sex joke about the Olson twins, Saget stopped him. Why? Because he’s a cool dude. Since Saget allowed his friends to roast him for Comedy Central, he’d probably laugh at this cartoon.

Anyway, I really liked this idea and wanted to get it in despite there being such heavy news this week that I feel obligated to cover. This is a bonus…a late Tuesday night bonus. It’s 11 P.M. and I haven’t eaten yet.

I also figured, hey…everybody loves my obit cartoons. They went crazy over my Betty White one, but then again…I was almost burned in effigy for my Mike Nesmith one. I can’t wait to see what happens with this one.

Music note: I listened to Abba while drawing this cartoon. Yes, Abba. I am a 90’s alt/grunge guy but screw you, Hater. Abba’s kinda amazing.

Signed prints: The signed prints are just $40.00 each. Every cartoon on this site is available. You can pay through PayPal. If you don’t like PayPal, you can snail mail it to Clay Jones, P.O. Box 3721, Fredericksburg, VA 22402. I can mail the prints directly to you or if you’re purchasing as a gift, directly to the person you’re gifting.

Notes on my book, Tales From The Trumpster Fire: There are 18 copies of my book in stock, which go for $45.00 each, signed. Also, I have copies of my first book from 1997, Knee-Deep in Mississippi available for $20.00.

Tip Jar: if you want to support the cartoonist, please send a donation through PayPal to clayjonz@gmail.com. You can also snail it to P.O. Box 3721, Fredericksburg, VA 22402.

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