Dying On Tulsa Time


Tulsa, Oklahoma, June 20, 2020. Come for the Trump hate. Leave with the Trump virus. Either way, you're one infected sycophantic Kool-Aid goose-stepping troglodyte. Donald Trump does not care about his supporters. If you're one of them, he does not care about you. The proof of this is him holding a rally today that he... Continue Reading →

Blue-Hoo


After murder charges were brought against Garrett Rolfe, the former Atlanta police officer who fatally shot Rayshard Brooks, a black man, twice in the back, a number of Atlanta Police officers called in sick Wednesday night just before a shift change in protest of a cop being held accountable. Or maybe it's over the TV... Continue Reading →

Classified Lies


You can't say Donald Trump isn't qualified for the presidency because a lot of people wrote books about how awful he is. Every president has had that. But no president has been criticized as much or as harshly as Donald Trump has been by people who worked for him. While Donald Trump can call them... Continue Reading →

Sweet Sticky Racism


We now have a new guide for knowing if you're a racist. If you're upset over Aunt Jemima being retired, you're a racist. And you can cut that shit, "I grew up with Aunt Jemima." So what? How does devouring racist pancakes as a child prove you're not a racist today? And no, if you... Continue Reading →

MAGA Inside You


As it turns out, there is a cure for anything that ails you. Don't look for it. Donald Trump has the answer to the coronavirus. He said, "If we stop testing right now, we’d have very few cases if any." That means if you don't weigh yourself, then you didn't put on any pounds during... Continue Reading →

Supreme Gaydar


Right now, someone at Hobby Lobby is crying their homophobic balls off. The Supreme Court decided by a 6-3 margin, that the 1964 Civil Rights Act also protects gay and transgender workers from workplace discrimination. Let me put this so the fucknuts can comprehend it: Your boss can't fire you for being gay...so you can... Continue Reading →

Hater Waiver


Against the advice of health officials, the city of Tulsa, and a lot of people who are a lot smarter than he is, Donald Trump is proceeding with his hate rally in Oklahoma, now scheduled for June 20 after caving in to pressure not to display his racism by having it on Juneteenth. Donald Trump... Continue Reading →

Slippery When Stupid


Gerald Ford was a clumsy president. And I'm not talking with policy though that Nixon pardon was a huge mess, but Ford literally fell down the steps of Air Force One. He had a bum knee from playing college football and maybe the steps were wet. Shit happens, right? But he also fell UP the... Continue Reading →

Systemic Racism


Here’s your cartoon for CNN’s weekly newsletter, Provoke/Persuade. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday for the rest of your life. Larry Kudlow, the Director of the United States National Economic Council, says systemic racism doesn't exist in the United States. Kudlow told reporters last Wednesday, "I don't believe there's systemic racism in the... Continue Reading →

Roughing It, Volume 50


Here are the roughs from the week before. There are too many. In this case, it's an idea I wasn't sure of. But I guess I was wrong. CNN wanted it and a lot of people leaving comments liked it too. One person praised the tie which is something I nearly forgot to include. My... Continue Reading →

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