I’m sure this point has been made elsewhere, but I wanted to put some ink on it.
After Donald Trump treated Face The Nation host John Dickerson very rudely, late night talk show host Stephen Colbert decided to tear into Trump.
What is it with talk show hosts making the news this week and forcing me to draw cartoons about them? Anyway, Colbert works for the same network as Dickerson and he wanted to defend his friend. Trump insulted Dickerson as “fake news” and walked out of the interview when the journalist pressed him on his lies about Obama wiretapping him.
In Colbert’s attack (cover the kid’s ears) he said that the only thing Trump’s mouth is good for is “being Vladimir Putin’s cock holster.” Aw, lawdy! No he didn’t! Yes he did! Hey! If Colbert can start saying “cock” on network television then I can say it here. Cock cock cock cock cock cock cock. Cock. Cockadoodle-doo, fuckers.
Conservatives and shit weasels freaked out. There’s a big movement online with the hashtag “Fire Colbert.” There’s also a few hash tags of “fire Cobert” as literacy is difficult for conservatives.
It would be bizarre that conservatives want to “fire Colbert” if they hadn’t already exhibited a pattern for not making any sense and that they’re all sniveling, crying, safe-space-seeking snowflakes. Weren’t these same freaks shouting last week that denying Ann Coulter to speak at Berkeley was a violation of her freedom of speech? Can we have it both ways? Let Coulter speak but fire Colbert? One is a expressing their Constitutional right and the other needs to be silenced? You’re all a bunch of freaking hypocrites and your mouths are only good for….I better not.
They’re also accusing the cock thing as being a homophobic slur. It’s nice that conservatives are so protective of homosexuals when it’s time to exhibit phony outrage. It’s no more a homophobic slur than the expression “kiss my ass.”
Here. Let me give you an example: If you want to silence Colbert and you’re now using a phony defense of homosexuals in your attack, then you can kiss my ass.
Creative notes: As I said, this point has probably been made which leaves me a bit unsatisfied in the cartoon production department. Which is why I whipped this out quickly with minimal artwork. It’s nearly 1:00 Eastern, and I’m about to make the coffee and produce another cartoon. So many issues hit today that’s I have a hard time choosing my subjects.
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