Republicans have been pushing a deceptively edited video of President Joe Biden giving the impression he was walking around aimlessly at last week’s G7 Summit.
At one point during the summit, Biden and other world leaders were greeted by parachutists. Biden walked over to give them a thumbs-up and that’s where the deception comes in. Videos were circulated on social media and even on bullshit news channels of Biden walking toward the parachutists, but the parachutists were edited out. It’s a deep fake or as others have called it, it’s a cheat fake. If Republicans are to win this election, they will have to cheat.
Republicans have to invent these lies that President Biden is feeble, inept, senile, and suffering from a mental decline. I talked to a young lady last week who is not a Trumper, but because Republicans are so good at messaging, she believes Biden is being controlled by puppets.
If you want proof that Biden is as sharp as ever, just watch one of his speeches. Biden controls the room every time. He owned Republicans at the last State of the Union.
Now, there’s another video where Republicans are claiming that former President Obama had to lead President Biden off a stage.
Republicans are doing this because they have to get ahead of the debates. While President Biden isn’t the best speaker, he’s debating Donald Trump, the guy who told us about Revolutionary War airports. You know, Mr. Person Woman Man Camera TV.
Republicans are afraid that in the first debate next week, President Biden will clobber Trump like he did in 2020. The real danger for Republicans here is that they are lowering expectations for President Biden and if he does well, it will hurt Republians. If Donald Trump manages to get through the debate without shitting himself, Republicans will declare him the winner, and may still even if he does shit himself.
Last week at a black church in Detroit that the Trump Campaign filled with white people, Trump challenged Biden to take a cognitive test only to confuse the doctor who administered his, Dr. Ronny Jackson, calling him Ronny Johnson.
After issuing the challenge, Trump said, “Doc Ronny Johnson. Does everyone know Ronny Johnson, congressman from Texas? He was the White House doctor, and he said I was the healthiest president, he feels, in history, so I liked him very much indeed immediately.”
Jackson is now a Congressman from Texas and a fully-pledged sycophantic member of the Trump cult. He’s a liar, racist, and probably a drunk. Passing a cognitive test from that guy would be like passing a cognitive test from Gary Busey.
The reason Trump took a cognitive test in the first place is because he had to. The reason President Biden hasn’t had a cognitive test is because he hasn’t show any reason to take one.
There are two things Republicans do better than Democrats and those are messaging and lying. They combine the two and even non-Republicans start believe the lies like President Biden is senile, corrupt, and being controlled by other people. Republicans are so good at lying in their messaging that Americans have forgotten just how horrible Donald Trump was at being president (sic). How in the world have Americans forgotten the pandemic that Trump mismanged so poorly that over a million people died?
Donald Trump was the worst president (sic) in our nation’s history. Trump is senile, stupid, racist, inept, and fascist. He promises to turn this nation into an autocracy while he only uses the office for repression and for his selfish purposes in the name of revenge. I don’t care if President Biden receives a transplant replacing his brain with a head of lettuce, I’m still voting for him.
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I put an excerpt from your post on my blog today. If you don’t want me to do this, I’ll delete it.
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Expect Faux News to have a headline tonight, “BIDEN’S BRAIN REPLACED BY HEAD OF LETTUCE!” They’ll find some talking head who says he read it on the Internet.
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Something that is not reported on is President Biden’s very sharp wit and words. The orange convicted felon is often at the receiving end of this wit which scares the heck out of him because all the orange convicted felon has is rude and confusing words, insults and mumblings. The orange convicted felon’s latest – Roddy Johnson instead of Ronny Jackson. “Clean” and “cheap” fakes instead of deep fakes. Hamberders. Perhaps there is something to those red wounds on his hands after all …..
And don’t forget President Biden rides a racing bike every weekend – not not a three wheeler – a regular racing bike. He has a cute butt too – incorrect observation butt….(sorry for the pun)
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