Within the past 100 hundred days of the Donald Trump administration he has expressed surprise that healthcare is "so complicated." He said he learned about how serious the North Korean situation is after spending ten minutes talking to Xi Jinping, the premier of China. He described NATO as "obsolete" during the campaign, but just the... Continue Reading →
The Jerk
During the presidential campaign Donald Trump promised his supporters repeatedly that he will build a wall along the Mexican border, because he's good at building things, and that Mexico will pay for it. He based his entire campaign around the dumb wall idea. In fact, he first proposed the wall during his announcement for the presidency.... Continue Reading →
First 100
Perhaps the most disturbing thing about the first one hundred days of the administration of Donald Trump is that....OH GOD!!! IT'S ONLY BEEN ONE HUNDRED DAYS!!! OH THE HORROR!!!! SOMEONE HOLD ME!!!! No no no. It's all right. We'll be OK. Well, actually no. Most of us will probably die from radiation fallout and those... Continue Reading →
They’ll Let Anyone In Here
Much has been made of the Trump administration concealing the visitors log so the public can't see who's leaving a trail of slime in and out of the White House. It really makes me wonder what kind of sludge they would be ashamed to be associated with if they're sharing photos of the likes of Sarah... Continue Reading →
It’s Always In The Last Place You Look
Have you checked your pockets and couch cushions? Maybe it's off the Korean peninsula or the Indian Ocean. Check the Sunda Strait off the coast of Indonesia. Perhaps it's in Fulton County. Donald Trump is boasting that he's done more in his first 90 days as president than any other American president has before him. He... Continue Reading →
She Did Nazi That Coming
Nathan Damigo is a real tough guy. Who? Nathan Damigo is a white supremacist who is a student at California State University. During Saturday's nationwide protests for Trump to release his taxes, Mr. Damigo punched a woman. It was caught on video from the protest in Berkeley. Donald Trump is not about transparency. He refuses... Continue Reading →
Fun With Giraffes
I was going to take today off but I figured if April could squeeze out a tiny giraffe then I can squeeze out another cartoon. I still plan to kinda chill tonight, watch a movie, and attempt to sleep sort of like a normal person. In a bed and not upside down from a tree... Continue Reading →
Best Marshmallow Ever
Did you know that North Korea has an official Twitter account in English? It's really difficult to understand. It's like following Donald Trump's Twitter. North Korea celebrated the birth of its founding ruler yesterday, or today. I'm not sure anymore since they changed their time zone from what is internationally recognized. Insanity isn't just setting... Continue Reading →
A Real Mother
I am not cool with Donald Trump dropping bombs. I wouldn't trust the guy with a cigarette lighter. Many people are partisan about this while others are not. A Washington Post-ABC News poll conducted in 2013 found that only 37% of Democrats would support President Barack Obama bombing Syria. A new Post-ABC poll conducted this... Continue Reading →
Bang Bang Babies
Several world leaders have already had the displeasure of meeting with Donald Trump. I feel especially bad for China's president, Xi Jinping, as that poor bastard has to meet with Trump and Kim Jong Un of North Korea. For years the world has been afraid of an ill-tempered, irrational, immature tyrant with ridiculous hair who... Continue Reading →