You would think every high-profile and esteemed lawyer in Washington would be lining up to represent the president of the United States, especially one who is a supposed billionaire who can pay exorbitant legal fees. But every lawyer worth a crap has rejected his requests for legal representation. That's what happens when, A.) you don't... Continue Reading →
Pod People
There are a lot of things I don't get. Some things are just so out of reach for me that I'm not even going to try to understand. Like, an old man wouldn't try to understand Kajagoogoo in the 1980s. I would have gone for a more relative reference, but I'm too old for current... Continue Reading →
Happy Trumpiversary
Poor Donald Trump. It kinda makes your heart hurt for the big lovable lug. He would much rather be at Mar-a-Lago right now celebrating the first anniversary of his administration with billionaires and millionaires paying for the opportunity to tell him how great he is and kiss his ass. Instead, he has to remain in... Continue Reading →
Spanky
I may have mentioned this issue on my last blog. Do you recall anything about "spanking?" Just in case I didn't, let's touch on it again. Ew, wrong choice of words. You may have heard the accusation that Trump had an affair with a porn star named Stormy Daniels after he married Melania and his... Continue Reading →
Girther
Tuesday, Senator Cory Booker publicly chewed out a Trump sycophant for ignoring reality and lying for the president. And, he wasn't talking to Trump's doctor. Booker was scolding the Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security over her inability to recall if Trump said racist comments during the infamous "shithole" gathering at the White House.... Continue Reading →
Least Racist Person
Donald Trump likes to tell us he's the best or most something of all sorts of stuff. Usually, it means he doesn't know anything about the specific subject he's addressing at the time. He tells us how successful he is, and is a great businessman. He knows more about deal-making than anyone else. What he's... Continue Reading →
Hawaiian Heart Attack
Every now and then I'm asked stupid questions. Do you like Pearl Jam? Will you draw a nice cartoon about Donald Trump? Do you wanna come over and watch La La Land? Is Donald Trump a racist? Do you miss living in Hawaii? Yes, no, not in a million years, good lord yes, and yes.... Continue Reading →
Stormy Shithole
The new normal reasserted itself on Friday when news broke that the president of the United States of America had an affair...with a porn star...named "Stormy"...who was paid off to keep quiet....and hardly anyone batted an eye. The only way this scandal would have stopped the presses is if the Stormy affair was with Mike... Continue Reading →
$#!+Hole Countries
Thursday was a very disgusting day. I was revolted, disgusted, ashamed, and angered by the president of the United States "shithole" comment. Most of all, I'm tired. I'm tired of the daily insanity emanating from the White House. I'm tired from the president telling over 2,000 lies within a year. I'm tired of Trump people... Continue Reading →
Oprah 2020
If this was two years ago, I'd think the idea of Oprah Winfrey running for president was a lousy idea. I'm in favor of celebrities being involved politically. Let them donate money, make speeches and appearances on the behalf of candidates. Why shouldn't they have the same right as you or I? But, running for... Continue Reading →