Sticking Your Neck Out For Thresholds


Question: Is West Virginia Democratic senator Joe Manchin naive or just seriously stupid? Manchin has this idealistic vision of ending partisanship and is trying to build a consensus between Democrats and Republicans. Since the Senate is evenly divided 50-50 between both parties, Manchin can solely block any Democratic legislation. With a 50-50 vote, the vice-president... Continue Reading →

Democracy Death Wish


During Donald Trump's speech to fellow fucknuts in North Carolina over the weekend, he claimed he wasn't the one trying to destroy democracy...he's the one trying to save it. During this same speech, he attacked our last democratically-held election as the "crime of the century." That's like saying you hate fried chicken while ordering a... Continue Reading →

McTortoise Obstruction


Mitch McConnell, the Senate Minority Leader, said, "One hundred percent of my focus is on stopping the Biden administration." He said "one hundred percent." He didn't say stuff he disagreed with, or stuff he considered wrong for the nation, or that he expected there to be legislation he didn't want....he said "one hundred percent." That... Continue Reading →

Mitch McRacist


When LeBron James offered a political opinion, racist Fox News talking blonde head, Laura Ingraham, told him to, "Shut up and dribble." This is a pattern for Republicans. They want you to dance, sing, play sports, and entertain, but if you disagree with them, shut up. LeBron James shouldn't be weighing in on political matters,... Continue Reading →

Two-Faced Nikki


Nikki Haley is just as smarmy, two-faced, deceitful, disingenuous, and chock-full-o-bullshit as lying Ted Cruz, except she's prettier. While slimy Ted was rushing back to Texas, making sure he was seen wearing a face mask with a Texas flag on it, Nikki was rushing to get inside Mara-a-Lago, hoping to be branded with a MAGA... Continue Reading →

Senate Minority Leader


Who could have predicted that spending two months telling your stupid base of racist idiots elections are fraudulent would actually discourage them from voting? Political experts and campaign gurus, make a note of that. Donald Trump has been screaming that the presidential elections in Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Arizona, and Georgia were fraudulent. Over the past... Continue Reading →

Food Bank Billionaires


The quote in the cartoon is direct from the tortoise's mouth. If you make $70,000 a year or less, you're getting a $600 check from the government. This is a stimulus to help you get through the pandemic. Does $600 help? Sure...a little. If you're like me, that's not even a month's rent. If you're... Continue Reading →

OK Moscow


For the past few weeks, I've been seeing cartoons from my conservative MAGAt colleagues blaming Nancy Pelosi for there not being a covid stimulus relief bill yet. They claim she played politics and wouldn't allow one until after the election, all in order to hurt Donald Trump. This must be what they're talking about on... Continue Reading →

Putin’s Cue


How bad is it that the Senate Majority Leader is behind the authoritarian leader of Russia in recognizing a democratically-elected president of the United States of America? I understand Mitch McConnell has to appease a man-child and his followers, but he's the leader of the Senate. He should be setting an example of how we... Continue Reading →

Coups For Dummies


On November 10, 2016, President Obama hosted President-elect (sic) Donald Trump in the White House. Vice-President Joe Biden hosted vice-president elect (sic) Mike Pence in the VP residence. First Lady Michelle Obama gave a White House tour to Melania Trump. Today, it's November 11, 2020, and instead of inviting the future president of the United... Continue Reading →

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