The January 6 Committee is asking Republican House member Barry Loudermilk to voluntarily testify about a tour he gave of the capitol on January 5, 2021. For the slow kids (Republicans), January 5th was the day before January 6th, the day of the Trump terrorist attack. The speculation here is that Loudermilk didn't give a... Continue Reading →
Perjury Dum-Dum
For Marjorie Taylor Greene to win her case to prove she's qualified for Congress, she has to play dumb. Playing dumb and stupid should be extremely easy for the likes of Marjorie Taylor Greene because she got a head start. The only problem here is that it's difficult to tell when a moron is playing... Continue Reading →
The Elon Effect
I'm in Washington, D.C. for two cartoon events, one of which was last night. At that function, a reader of my blog told me he loved it but he rarely ever finishes reading it because they're always too long. I agree, so today's blog is going to be short. I talked to my good friend... Continue Reading →
MAGA Gang Bang
There are a lot of places and events I want to stay away from. Papa John's Pizza, another Trump rally, a Nickelback concert, Sturgis, Mar-a-Lago, any country music concert, Indiana, nightclubs, Cats the musical or movie, rodeos, renaissance fairs, Star Trek conventions, monster truck rallies, and now we can add Republican cocaine-fueled orgies to the... Continue Reading →
Rudy Tooty Colludy Subpoodied
The January 6 Committee has issued subpoenas for Jenna Ellis, Boris Epshteyn (you can't have a good Trump controversy without a Boris), Sidney Powell, and Rudy Giuliani. This should be fun. Jenna Ellis drafted a memo on how then-President (sic) Trump could invalidate the election results by exploiting an obscure law. Sidney Powell worked on... Continue Reading →
Fetch, Devin, Fetch
After being Donald Trump's ball boy over the past five years, Devin Nunes has resigned from Congress and is mooving to become Trump's ball boy in the private sector (see what I did there with the "moo?"). He probably figures he can do a better job of lying for Donald Trump from his future social... Continue Reading →
Hit Steve Bannon One More Time
Maybe America is correcting itself. Britney is free and Bannon is probably going to prison. Britney Spears is finally free from the conservatorship managed by her father that controlled her life and career. During this time, the conservatorship paid out millions to the people keeping it alive, including her father, mother, entertainment firms, assistants, and... Continue Reading →
Lurkin’ For Youngkin
I suspect Republican Virginia gubernatorial candidate Glenn Youngkin's internal polling isn't as exciting as he's making it out to be. I get that impression from him encouraging his goons to stalk votings precincts and harass the volunteers who work the polls. Do you know how much corruption, chicanery, and irregularities were in Virginia's 2020 presidential... Continue Reading →
BannonWeenie
Trump goon Steve Bannon is in contempt of Congress and Attorney General Merrick Garland is probably going to take action that sends Bannon to the jail for goons. Bannon is avoiding testifying before Congress, claiming Donald Trump has enacted executive privilege to keep him from testifying about the January 6 insurrection to prevent the certification... Continue Reading →
Bannon’s Contempt
The day before the Trump insurrection on January 6 that was an attempt to overturn a legal election, stop congress from doing a task mandated by the United States Constitution, and install Donald Trump as a fascist dictator, Steve Bannon was on his radio show (yes, he has a radio show) telling his white nationalist... Continue Reading →